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[spunky]

Had a beauty today a brand new jag xf in dark blue parked up right next to where were working so mixed up and a tiny splash landed on the bonnet so me mate popped down to wipe it off
When he come back up we noticed he managed to stroke the rear door with his jeans and left a little dust Mark, thinking nothing off it we carried on he shouldn't have parked there **** him etc when we finished I went over with my top turned inside out to get the smudge off and while doing this I noticed it was dusty so went over the whole thing

It is now scratched to **** :RpS_lol:

 

[flat boy skim]

rich mans ford lol

 

[twitcher]

mix it into a paste next time. works just like T cut.

gonna use it on all me scratched dvds and cds

 

[bubbles65]

:RpS_laugh:I've done a Volvo and an Aston Martin before, wasn't bothered bout the Volvo cos the owner was a right w^nker, I threw a pound coin at him and told him to go the car wash, but the AM was fkin terrifying :RpS_crying:

 

[henry]

Your a lad spunk that's for sure.

 

[keithuk]

Now that,s a bad day !

 

[twitcher]

remember when I was a kid we were cleaning cars for the ethiopian famine live aid thing in the 1980s

scratched all of the cars cos we were using the abrasive bit on the washing up sponges you used to get.

 

[beddy]

Wonder if they're washing elephants to raise money for us now we're in a recession...














Thought not.

 

[Jace]

i had a mate drop a scaff pole from top lift onto a m3 before haha needless to say he got the sack but the car was coverd on the company insurance

 

[Arti]

one of me marra's who's a spread got his son to clean his new car and the lad used a sponge he had found in the back of his van. after washing one side he realised his son had his sponge he uses for rubbing up render....when he hosed all the soap off the side of the car it was scratched to fcuk........ im sure there is a lesson to be learnt here some where..........:RpS_thumbup:

 

[Fatarm]

:RpS_lol:Nice 1 spunky, don't know if any of u have done this one? If you pull a thread of fibatape off the roll, bout a foot long and stick it to the side of the car looks like a bad scratch, do it down the full length of the car and it looks like someone has ran a key right down it, squiggle the line a bit looks magic, works best on darker colours, a thread off a roll of gaffa tape works even better, done it to a site agents mr2 years ago,just cause he was a ****, but you should have seen his face, ragin **** then silly ****, but still a **** all the same:RpS_lol:

 

[owls]

:RpS_lol:Nice 1 spunky, don't know if any of u have done this one? If you pull a thread of fibatape off the roll, bout a foot long and stick it to the side of the car looks like a bad scratch, do it down the full length of the car and it looks like someone has ran a key right down it, squiggle the line a bit looks magic, works best on darker colours, a thread off a roll of gaffa tape works even better, done it to a site agents mr2 years ago,just cause he was a ****, but you should have seen his face, ragin **** then silly ****, but still a **** all the same:RpS_lol:

yes weve done that before, theres usually static on the car so it sticks well.
we did it with a site agent years ago, face was a picture

 

[owls]

i had a mate drop a scaff pole from top lift onto a m3 before haha needless to say he got the sack but the car was coverd on the company insurance

its a shame no one was in it, most bmw drivers tend to be tossers

 

[mayti]

should have used your sponge:rolleyes)

 

[flat boy skim]

yes weve done that before, theres usually static on the car so it sticks well.
we did it with a site agent years ago, face was a picture

yes we do it all the time,,,old one that lol

 

[twitcher]

Wonder if they're washing elephants to raise money for us now we're in a recession...

yeh man, get polishing them rims - i wanna see my fat face in them

 

[Fatarm]

yes we do it all the time,,,old one that lol

Works well I am an old one too flat boy lol, I have not done it for ages to old for those kind of shenanigans lol bet it still has the desired effect tho?............ Think I'll Try it on some victim tomorrow:RpS_lol:

 

[dmplastering]

Works well I am an old one too flat boy lol, I have not done it for ages to old for those kind of shenanigans lol bet it still has the desired effect tho?............ Think I'll Try it on some victim tomorrow:RpS_lol:

The agent on the site I'm on the now just got a new motor last month so gonna try this out tin the next few weeks. He's actually not too bad a chap but would be funny. He drives a poofy looking Nissan quashQui or summin so that's what he gets:flapper:

 

[Fatarm]

The agent on the site I'm on the now just got a new motor last month so gonna try this out tin the next few weeks. He's actually not too bad a chap but would be funny. He drives a poofy looking Nissan quashQui or summin so that's what he gets:flapper:

go for it dm, make sure you are inLaughin distance to see his face:RpS_thumbup: