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started a little job today. only 3 days, just tight coat of bonding over artex walls and lids and then skimming. was gutted had to start it today coz of how things worked out timewise.

so im working in a room with a big window looking out over the back garden. nice and sunny and im stuck inside. then the daughter walks out, i would guess around 18, in hotpants and a bikini top, and parks her pert little bum right outside the window to sunbathe. really big rack aswell and really tidy body. needless to say the window wall took a lot of plastering today ;D
 
I had to day off, sorted the van out this morning then went for a burn down to Portsmouth this afternoon on motor bike.
 
Bruce Willis said:
I could think of something else he could have done on the sly ::)
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i wouldnt even try and hide it! the closest i've ever got to something like that is a lad we were working with bought his mrs in for the day, big house out in the sticks. polish. fit as f**k. apparently the week before we got to the job she was sunbathing in just a thong all day. i cudda F*****g cried!!
 
I see quite alot of nice sights with the councl house beautys doing repairs and some of 'em are bang tidy!!! i'd say 80% are fecking swamp donkeys though!
 
Ive seen a bird in her bra through a window when we were workin on a roof, it was deliberate as well. One of me mates ended up gettin into her later on. Anothe rtwo lads said they saw this birds daughter in the shower, not fully just the out line of her, kept them goin for weeks that one did in the old memory w*nk bank ;D
 
just remembered me and me mate saw a bit of nipple from this one bird but she wasnt much to write home about on one job, no bra on. Apart from that just god old cleavage shots when weve been on scaff from the pavement.
 
I do alot of work on student let houses, you get some good sights during the summer months!! Topless sunbathing and the likes, one of the plumbers on the job walked in on one bird shagging her boy friend, the boy friend by all accounts was well laid back about it!
 
i bet she thought he'd planned it. all of a sudden a plumber walks in. playing with his moustache, 'wrench' in hand
 
we done a job and just took the kit off and a bird in a car shouted lick i out........i turned round and theres 2 girls 10 yards away in the car sucking on their fingers shouting come on lick i out ....i was laughing and she was beckoning us and saying lick i out come on ;D............her mate bent over to get a can of stella out the back of the car 10 am ;D and her mate was rubbing her ass sucking on her finger ....they were outside for an hour they ended up driving off and left there mobile number on the van

if any of you have kids i swear on all their lives this happened ;D
 
Ha no the plumber didn't know where to look and darted out, the lad once he'd finished came out in a towel and let the plumber in! To do the job!! That sounds just as good too!! ;D
 
A few years ago I was on a job and the shout of 'LOOK LADS' went up, across the road from us a pro was grappling with her client in a park opposite, after half a dozen jerring builders shouting out the windows 'Go On My Son Give Her One!' they decided to take their business arrangement elsewhere! ;D
 
ziggy2 said:
Ha no the plumber didn't know where to look and darted out, the lad once he'd finished came out in a towel and let the plumber in! To do the job!! That sounds just as good too!! ;D
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" ah yes love I can see what the blockage is in your pipes, its all this sp unk!! "
 
the job all went a bit wierd today. sitting outside having a brew, and the mum comes out and starts chatting.
says shes just got married to the fella shes with and im just nodding and agreeing. then she starts with, i wont go into it but..... and i thought here we go. she then decides to tell me that the fella she just married has been sleeping with ladies of the night while working away, and 2 girls in their 20s at home. and she still married him. and now her son wont speak to her and has left home. and her ex husband is jelous and has just been done for setting fire to her car at their old house which in turn burn down half of hers and next doors houses. this went on for like half an hour with me not saying a word.
bit later she goes, have u met my teddy yet. i was thinking what the f*uck?? she then gets out a teddy and starts pretending its talking. then tries to get me to talk to it. then tries to convince me i should add the teddy on facebook as it has its own page as its a "legend".

on the upside, the daughters car battery was dead, and i had to help her bump start her car. she had those skin tight black leggins on. yum. and shes got one of those "i would swallow u whole" dirty faces. i think im in love ;D
 
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