proper bad luck

[nickelarse]

have a lot of work on at the mo and am going away next week, so i worked yesterday and was going in today. on the way to work 2 cars braked hard infront of me and i stacked into the back of the first 1, which in turn stacked into the back of the 2nd 1.

after a brief argument, i noticed there were 6 people in their car. then 2 ambulances turned up coz they all claimed to be severly injured. then surprise surprise the 6th person had vanished. the ambulance people told them to (french word) off coz they were fine.

then 2 police cars and 2 comedy support officers turn up. couple of statements and a breathaliser, and i said the copper there was 6 people. he says, i no they look a bit sus. 2 mins later matey is getting nicked for no insurance.

so now i have a van that doesnt work, i havent done what i said i would before going away, and they reckon its about a grands worth. woo hoo. thats what happens when u work sunday

 

[beddy]

should have been at church mate ;D, nah i'm sorry to hear about the van nick. as long as your alright though. vans can be repaired or you can always buy a new one, imagine if youd have lost your right hand, the money maker!

 

[nickelarse]

my right hand has far better uses than making money

the best thing was, when they all got told to get out the car coz it was being impounded, they all got out with bibles. they were on their way to church!!!

bet u cant guess where 6 people in a vectra, uninsured on their way to church were from

 

[flat boy skim]

bad luck m8

 

[simplybesty]

nick, theres a fund that the insurance companys pay into to protect us against un insured drivers , make sure you make a claim to this fund , speak to your insurance about it

 

[PhilPlaster]

kn*b heads! I had a c*nt go into the back of me the day after I went self employed. He had kids in the car and tried to blame it on me! I said er you went into the back of me at a roundabout!
Some people shouldn't be on the road.

 

[irish_spread]

i had the same prob with a p**i called 'steve jones'- minor bang, my fault, offered to pay
cash rather than go thru insurance. 'drive 2 nearby cashpoint' i said, he dissapeared. Go on then, call me a racist

 

[flynnyman]

Now that is unlucky your on your way to church and some c**t is speeding and drives in the back of you and you forgot to pay your insurance, they impound your car and then nick you, well that is unlucky i do hope they are ok

 

[flynnyman]

i had the same prob with a p**i called 'steve jones'- minor bang, my fault, offered to pay
cash rather than go thru insurance. 'drive 2 nearby cashpoint' i said, he dissapeared. Go on then, call me a racist

pakistani gentlemen you mean?

 

[nickelarse]

well guess what. my phone has just rang and a bloke says, hello, u crashed into me earlier. i said yeah. he says can i have ur insurance details. i said no, u just got nicked for being uninsured. basically it was 1 fella car but an uninsured driver was driving. so i said u cant claim if the person driving was uninsured. thats why ur car got towed and ur m8 got nicked. he says no he didnt. i said he did i saw it. he says when, where was i. i said standing next to me. he says well if u dont give it to me i will go to the police. i said mate, f**k off. and put the phone down

 

[nelly]

i had the same prob with a p**i called 'steve jones'- minor bang, my fault, offered to pay
cash rather than go thru insurance. 'drive 2 nearby cashpoint' i said, he dissapeared. Go on then, call me a racist

pakistani gentlemen you mean?

Some people say p**i as its short like Brit or Scot.

 

[beddy]

my missus had a minor bump in the snow, it was nothing as she was slowing down coming up to a junction. swapped details anyway. couple of days later she phones and says there are 2 small dents so i said i will get them sorted by a friend of mine who does body work repairs. she said oh well ive got a friend whos a mechanic ( ???) he can fix them. i said no if its being done, i want my mate to look at it and my mate to fix it, so she said she'd ring me back in a couple of days to arrange it because she was busy. never heard from her again. and to top it off just for you irish spread, she was I****n.

 

[flynnyman]

I once went for a curry and you know what irish? they were I****n aswell..........................weard man.

 

[beddy]

that really fucks me off, when you go for an I****n takeaway and the inconsiderate bastuds employ indians. what makes you think i want to have anything idian around me while i eat my cur...oh. currys I****n isnt it

 

[irish_spread]

my missus had a minor bump in the snow, it was nothing as she was slowing down coming up to a junction. swapped details anyway. couple of days later she phones and says there are 2 small dents so i said i will get them sorted by a friend of mine who does body work repairs. she said oh well ive got a friend whos a mechanic ( ???) he can fix them. i said no if its being done, i want my mate to look at it and my mate to fix it, so she said she'd ring me back in a couple of days to arrange it because she was busy. never heard from her again. and to top it off just for you irish spread, she was I****n.

steve i regularly work for indians (sikhsn and their wives are 'kaurs') and i live in a massively asian area and me local is owned by an I****n. He is good as gold, im working for him 2morro. FLYNN YER A LOUD MOUTH

 

[beddy]

they are generally known as being tight and hagglers but ive never come across one whos tried to barter a price so i cant complain.

 

[irish_spread]

they are generally known as being tight and hagglers but ive never come across one whos tried to barter a price so i cant complain.

exactly

 

[irish_spread]

flynn. ur are a loudmouth

 

[flynnyman]

flynn. ur are a loudmouth

yeh i know and your a parrot coz you said that twice And whats ya point?

 

[warriorupnorth]

I ordered a Chinese take away tonight, and guess what? yep and I****n delivered it ??? ???

 

[flynnyman]

A mate of mine went to india the other week and the place was full of bloody indians...................hey hey you couldnt make it up ahhhhhhhh say you couldnt make it up.

 

[irish_spread]

flynn. ur are a loudmouth

yeh i know and your a parrot coz you said that twice And whats ya point?

lets have a poll

 

[flynnyman]

flynn. ur are a loudmouth

yeh i know and your a parrot coz you said that twice And whats ya point?

lets have a poll

about what? your obsesion with indians or me being a loud mouth? save ya the time the answer to both is yes

 

[Nisus]

All i say is i don't work for them anymore last time i did any private work for em was about 15yrs ago

Do insurance work for a builder & some jobs i work for PAKIStani's etc.. absolute nightmare out for everything they can get.
Last one i finished the other week set fire to his own house & admitted it to us & just laughed, he got everything he wanted if he didn't he just kicked up a fuss with insurance & they did whatever he wanted ???

 

[irish_spread]

flynn. ur are a loudmouth

yeh i know and your a parrot coz you said that twice And whats ya point?

lets have a poll

LISTEN LOUD MOUTH, INDIans/singhs ok, ***** are fcunts,ur a spanner

about what? your obsesion with indians or me being a loud mouth? save ya the time the answer to both is yes

 

[flynnyman]

flynn. ur are a loudmouth

yeh i know and your a parrot coz you said that twice And whats ya point?

lets have a poll

LISTEN LOUD MOUTH, INDIans/singhs ok, ***** are f(french person)s,ur a spanner

about what? your obsesion with indians or me being a loud mouth? save ya the time the answer to both is yes

so the poll is the singhs and the indians are ok but you dont like spanners or the french? make your mind up you thick paddy

 

[nickelarse]

some of the best spreads iv seen were 5 ft tall indians

 

[Nisus]

some of the worst spreads i've seen were 6ft tall cowboys
;D ;D

 

[kebab king]

Someone went into the back of Berlingo about 3 weeks ago.Now they are trying to claim it was my wifes fault,they are claiming for all osrts of injurys.In the mean time i`m driving round in a van withe bungy straps holding the rear doors shut, whata a cant .

 

[nickelarse]

well now im at home. cant get to work. going away tommorrow till friday and have the builders going nuts that i aint got done what i promised. happy days

 

[mickey07]

sikhs and hindus are sound enough.......pakistanis=time wasting,time wasting,time wasting peices of shite and i wish they would fcuk off back to there own homeland,they dont belong here....

 

[kebab king]

I think there all great, aslong as i`m not fkin working for them.

 

[flynnyman]

sikhs and hindus are sound enough.......pakistanis=time wasting,time wasting,time wasting peices of (german word)e and i wish they would fcuk off back to there own homeland,they dont belong here....

What if they were born here?

 

[beddy]

Someone went into the back of Berlingo about 3 weeks ago.Now they are trying to claim it was my wifes fault,they are claiming for all osrts of injurys.In the mean time i`m driving round in a van withe bungy straps holding the rear doors shut, whata a cant .

...someone willingly married you??!! ;D ;D

 

[kebab king]

Nah mate, her maiden name was Nutbeen, and i was the 1sy guy she mey with a decent surname.Well i think Patel is decent anyway.