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Whats the funniest thing you've ever heard a customer say without realising ?

Pissed meself today, the woman i was working for was telling me that her son had gone into hospital for an operation on his leg, when i asked exactly what he was having done she told me he was having key hole surgery on his Cruise ship ligament. :RpS_lol::RpS_lol::RpS_lol: Quality tried my hardest not to laugh but couldnt help meself. Dont think ill be being asked back to do any more.

 

[irish_spread]

Skimmed a house a couple of years ago for an old bird. Anyway when I was finished she asked did I do painting aswell. I told her no, but my partner Pete ( who was working with me on the job ) did decorating. "oh" she says "he walked a bit funny on his stilts on Monday, did you do him up the arse ?

 

[andyR]

Skimmed a house a couple of years ago for an old bird. Anyway when I was finished she asked did I do painting aswell. I told her no, but my partner Pete ( who was working with me on the job ) did decorating. "oh" she says "he walked a bit funny on his stilts on Monday, did you do him up the arse ?

I bet you blushed and said, 'no he's the giver' pmsl

 

[irish_spread]

I never blush honey :RpS_love:

 

[bubbles65]

Had a woman once ask me if I would patch the holes "where the dildo rail used to be" :RpS_laugh:

 

[Jace]

perhaps that was because she used it to hang all the dildos on

 

[beddy]

I was gonna say wait till bubbles sees this, he's always got a good story!

 

[irish_spread]

My favourite is the chicken in the budgie cage :RpS_lol::RpS_lol::RpS_lol:

 

[bubbles65]

I was thinking about re-posting that one when I was reading the 'dirty clients' thread :RpS_thumbup:

 

[irish_spread]

Go for it mate. That's the funniest thing I've heard on the forum :RpS_thumbup:

 

[beader]

Was doing a insurance job on a ceiling a few years ago and it was in the home of of an I****n family. when i had finished the old boy of the house asked if i was interested in over skimming some of the other ceilings for a bit of cash but at the time did not fancy it so ever so politely replied ''sorry mate not interested in FOREIGNERS '' on hearing this he gave me a right pissed off look and my lab burst out laughing ,realising what i had said i then spent the next five minutes explaining what i meant by foreigner.:RpS_blushing:

 

[Arti]

Was doing a insurance job on a ceiling a few years ago and it was in the home of of an I****n family. when i had finished the old boy of the house asked if i was interested in over skimming some of the other ceilings for a bit of cash but at the time did not fancy it so ever so politely replied ''sorry mate not interested in FOREIGNERS '' on hearing this he gave me a right pissed off look and my lab burst out laughing ,realising what i had said i then spent the next five minutes explaining what i meant by foreigner.:RpS_blushing:

Im lost, do you mean the rock band??

 

[beader]

Im lost, do you mean the rock band??

No you silly billy its what you call a job you do for cash when in regular employment[those were the days] . what do you other lads call it ?. OH and if any one from the inland revenue is reading this i did say i was not interested as it would be wrong.

 

[owls]

I was thinking about re-posting that one when I was reading the 'dirty clients' thread :RpS_thumbup:

that story was a belter.

 

[bubbles65]

I've re-posted it rich

 

[irish_spread]

Where ?

 

[NPS]

a bird told me once not to make her cum because shes very loud while cumming (the sparky was down stairs)