Right.....

[Olican]

....I said to the missus!

..."what?". Says she.

..."I'm bored of drinking cocktails, I've finished my book, I'm going up there!" Says I

"Up to the top of that treeline I'm going" says I
......."don't be so stupid, it's baking hot, your half cut and your not exactly suitably dressed!!!" Says she

"Tara. I'm off!"

"Knob!"

Two hours later....

"Ha told you!" Says I

"Look at your legs you tw@t!!"

Now on my third vodka slush puppy with lottts of vodka, getting p1ssed and staying hydrated

 

[Olican]

There was a path most of the way (I'm not Rambo)


Cut my legs trying to get to the very top. Lovely view mind

 

[beader]

Someones been skipping leg day at the gym .

 

[Danny]

@Olican you need to get a drone in your life..... you could have got that view from the comfort of your sun lounger

 

[Olican]

@Olican you need to get a drone in your life..... you could have got that view from the comfort of your sun lounger

Not nearly as much fun

 

[John j]

Our lass would of gone mad if i had gone of in her trainers

 

[John j]

Our lass would of gone mad if i had gone of in her trainers

Forget trainers just noticed socks wtf

 

[algeeman]

There was a path most of the way (I'm not Rambo)


Cut my legs trying to get to the very top. Lovely view mind

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good man !!
oli the conquerer

 

[JessThePlasterer]

Ha ha! That was a good short story!

 

[ChrispyUK]

Indiana Olican...

 

[Vincey]

I’ve literally had my last day on beach and just got back , at around 3pm I noticed a guy in trouble on beach ,looked like he couldn’t walk properly, went over asked if he’s ok he said no something happened to my back, no feelings in his legs , my advanced first aid kicked in shouted another bystander guy over and move the bloke to a safe resting place was just about to get assistance of ambulance then heard a woman screaming and shouting behind us , said ok love calm down what’s up ?

Turned out it was his mrs , she wasn’t happy he ruined there day

 

[JessThePlasterer]

What the actual fcuk?! Bet there’s nothing wrong with him, he’s body’s just giving up being married to such a horrible witch!

Was he ok?

 

[Gibbo]

probably pissed

 

[Danny]

Heart of gold our @Vincey

 

[Vincey]

He was sober tbf think he had sciatica problem was mainly his right leg couldn’t put pressure on that foot , really couldn’t believe his mrs made me think mines not to bad , lol

 

[Gibbo]

probably dipped you seen your wallet lately

 

[Arti]

I thought he had just come on and it was running down his legs

 

[Dropsalot]

If everyone’s on holiday.....who’s doing the plastering!?.....

 

[ChrispyUK]

If everyone’s on holiday.....who’s doing the plastering!?.....

Don't worry...I'm still here!

 

[Danny]

If everyone’s on holiday.....who’s doing the plastering!?.....

I had to leave the country after my last job