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I had a bloke stop me in wickes car park to say he messaged me about a job on such and such a day blah blah

I said yes I remember the message. You didn’t give a name or any particular details and sounded like a gum tree person.

He apologised for his crap text bless him

I don’t mean to seem uppity. But I don’t reply to texts that don’t state their name, have really poor grammar or put kisses on the end. Kisses?!

I’m quoting on my tod and if I get even a remote whiff of weirdo I’m not entertaining it
 
I had a bloke stop me in wickes car park to say he messaged me about a job on such and such a day blah blah

I said yes I remember the message. You didn’t give a name or any particular details and sounded like a gum tree person.

He apologised for his crap text bless him

I don’t mean to seem uppity. But I don’t reply to texts that don’t state their name, have really poor grammar or put kisses on the end. Kisses?!

I’m quoting on my tod and if I get even a remote whiff of weirdo I’m not entertaining it
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I had a bloke stop me in wickes car park to say he messaged me about a job on such and such a day blah blah

I said yes I remember the message. You didn’t give a name or any particular details and sounded like a gum tree person.

He apologised for his crap text bless him

I don’t mean to seem uppity. But I don’t reply to texts that don’t state their name, have really poor grammar or put kisses on the end. Kisses?!

I’m quoting on my tod and if I get even a remote whiff of weirdo I’m not entertaining it

Even my wife dunt put kisses on texts to me
 
I had a bloke stop me in wickes car park to say he messaged me about a job on such and such a day blah blah

I said yes I remember the message. You didn’t give a name or any particular details and sounded like a gum tree person.

He apologised for his crap text bless him

I don’t mean to seem uppity. But I don’t reply to texts that don’t state their name, have really poor grammar or put kisses on the end. Kisses?!

I’m quoting on my tod and if I get even a remote whiff of weirdo I’m not entertaining it
We have the perfect alibi to carry a Stanley at all times
 
I had a bloke stop me in wickes car park to say he messaged me about a job on such and such a day blah blah

I said yes I remember the message. You didn’t give a name or any particular details and sounded like a gum tree person.

He apologised for his crap text bless him

I don’t mean to seem uppity. But I don’t reply to texts that don’t state their name, have really poor grammar or put kisses on the end. Kisses?!

I’m quoting on my tod and if I get even a remote whiff of weirdo I’m not entertaining it
What’s your number again X
Lol
 
I had a bloke stop me in wickes car park to say he messaged me about a job on such and such a day blah blah

I said yes I remember the message. You didn’t give a name or any particular details and sounded like a gum tree person.

He apologised for his crap text bless him

I don’t mean to seem uppity. But I don’t reply to texts that don’t state their name, have really poor grammar or put kisses on the end. Kisses?!

I’m quoting on my tod and if I get even a remote whiff of weirdo I’m not entertaining it
I dont reply to calls for bout a week lol time I wonder how I keep in work
 
I had a bloke stop me in wickes car park to say he messaged me about a job on such and such a day blah blah

I said yes I remember the message. You didn’t give a name or any particular details and sounded like a gum tree person.

He apologised for his crap text bless him

I don’t mean to seem uppity. But I don’t reply to texts that don’t state their name, have really poor grammar or put kisses on the end. Kisses?!

I’m quoting on my tod and if I get even a remote whiff of weirdo I’m not entertaining it
on a job this week and the joiner is well and truly out of the closet, and there is a lady painter on site, and you should hear both of them when they get going, poor apprentice brickie, both of them sending texts all week, kiss at the end from both of them,......wolf whistles/shouts of corrrrrr from both of them, very funny from both of them,but also bit unnerving, each calling each other tart/bitch/ oh listen to her, from both of them at each other,
 
on a job this week and the joiner is well and truly out of the closet, and there is a lady painter on site, and you should hear both of them when they get going, poor apprentice brickie, both of them sending texts all week, kiss at the end from both of them,......wolf whistles/shouts of corrrrrr from both of them, very funny from both of them,but also bit unnerving, each calling each other tart/bitch/ oh listen to her, from both of them at each other,
Sounds like your jealous hector
 
I had a bloke stop me in wickes car park to say he messaged me about a job on such and such a day blah blah

I said yes I remember the message. You didn’t give a name or any particular details and sounded like a gum tree person.

He apologised for his crap text bless him

I don’t mean to seem uppity. But I don’t reply to texts that don’t state their name, have really poor grammar or put kisses on the end. Kisses?!

I’m quoting on my tod and if I get even a remote whiff of weirdo I’m not entertaining it
seriously jessica, do you get much of the kiss thing from complete strangers like that, just pure sexist, i would do the same as you as well, its the poor grammar which gets me,......
 
Sounds like your jealous hector
no, problem is both of them call me tasty hector, but dont tell anybody on here kinky, but when they are on top form the comments from them are soooooooo funny,.........2 of us on a ceiling today, hi hector and whos your butch freind with you today, and its like this all day
 
on a job this week and the joiner is well and truly out of the closet, and there is a lady painter on site, and you should hear both of them when they get going, poor apprentice brickie, both of them sending texts all week, kiss at the end from both of them,......wolf whistles/shouts of corrrrrr from both of them, very funny from both of them,but also bit unnerving, each calling each other tart/bitch/ oh listen to her, from both of them at each other,
This sounds fun! Lol. Hope the brickie is laughing along and not uncomfortable!
 
This sounds fun! Lol. Hope the brickie is laughing along and not uncomfortable!
the brickie was a bit embarressed, but took the banter in good faith, jessica,...and as the days gone on he has been good with it, from my point of view ,its been so funny , a young good looking lad and both sexes are after him, never seen this situation before , it would never have happened when i was serving my time, but times move on and for the better, but the comments honestly if you had been there , you would have been joining in
 
It’s good to hear you’re back out on the trowel having a craic mate! (y)
hi cockney, must admit its cheered me up, feel better for working again on site, i am a radio 4 nut,....where as my mate listens to radio cumbria,..and all day giving each other stick about our choice of radio stations,stay well my freind
 
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