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Sometime the cr4p you get in your inbox is annoying, but this cheered my up on a frosty morning.

"Location B90

Budget Under £20,000
Hiring stage I'm ready to hire
Timing Urgently
Size of extension: 1 room
Height of extension: 1 floor
Room(s) to be in the extension: kitchen
Wishing to refurb circa 1880 mid terraced, two bedroom property.
Jobs include converting kitchen/dining room to open plan layout, extending kitchen,fitting new kitchen units, plaster/tiling, electrics, plumbing and new boiler.
Remove suspended ceiling and reboard/plaster ceiling in bathroom, plastering, tiling, electrics and plumbing and fitting new bathroom suite. Making good external brickwork over bathroom window.
Removal of fitted wardrobes in master bedroom and making good ceiling and walls. Replastering also required in second bedroom.
Floor laid in Lounge, Dining Room & Kitchen.
Advice required on planning requirements and building regs (if any). Building not listed.
Property ready for work to begin immediately.
I'm not sure if planning permission is required for this job and would like some advice

I'm not sure if Building Regulations approval is required for this job and would like some advice"

:ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :nocausagracia:
 
imago said:
Sometime the cr4p you get in your inbox is annoying, but this cheered my up on a frosty morning.

"Location B90

Budget Under £20,000
Hiring stage I'm ready to hire
Timing Urgently
Size of extension: 1 room
Height of extension: 1 floor
Room(s) to be in the extension: kitchen
Wishing to refurb circa 1880 mid terraced, two bedroom property.
Jobs include converting kitchen/dining room to open plan layout, extending kitchen,fitting new kitchen units, plaster/tiling, electrics, plumbing and new boiler.
Remove suspended ceiling and reboard/plaster ceiling in bathroom, plastering, tiling, electrics and plumbing and fitting new bathroom suite. Making good external brickwork over bathroom window.
Removal of fitted wardrobes in master bedroom and making good ceiling and walls. Replastering also required in second bedroom.
Floor laid in Lounge, Dining Room & Kitchen.
Advice required on planning requirements and building regs (if any). Building not listed.
Property ready for work to begin immediately.
I'm not sure if planning permission is required for this job and would like some advice

I'm not sure if Building Regulations approval is required for this job and would like some advice"

:ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :nocausagracia:
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Remember this guy???!!??

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...ithout-planning-permission-hid-bales-hay.html
 
imago said:
Sometime the cr4p you get in your inbox is annoying, but this cheered my up on a frosty morning.

"Location B90

Budget Under £20,000
Hiring stage I'm ready to hire
Timing Urgently
Size of extension: 1 room
Height of extension: 1 floor
Room(s) to be in the extension: kitchen
Wishing to refurb circa 1880 mid terraced, two bedroom property.
Jobs include converting kitchen/dining room to open plan layout, extending kitchen,fitting new kitchen units, plaster/tiling, electrics, plumbing and new boiler.
Remove suspended ceiling and reboard/plaster ceiling in bathroom, plastering, tiling, electrics and plumbing and fitting new bathroom suite. Making good external brickwork over bathroom window.
Removal of fitted wardrobes in master bedroom and making good ceiling and walls. Replastering also required in second bedroom.
Floor laid in Lounge, Dining Room & Kitchen.
Advice required on planning requirements and building regs (if any). Building not listed.
Property ready for work to begin immediately.
I'm not sure if planning permission is required for this job and would like some advice

I'm not sure if Building Regulations approval is required for this job and would like some advice"

:ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :nocausagracia:
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Nice bit of profit on that job for someone!! :rolleyes:
 
imago said:
Sometime the cr4p you get in your inbox is annoying, but this cheered my up on a frosty morning.

"Location B90

Budget Under £20,000
Hiring stage I'm ready to hire
Timing Urgently
Size of extension: 1 room
Height of extension: 1 floor
Room(s) to be in the extension: kitchen
Wishing to refurb circa 1880 mid terraced, two bedroom property.
Jobs include converting kitchen/dining room to open plan layout, extending kitchen,fitting new kitchen units, plaster/tiling, electrics, plumbing and new boiler.
Remove suspended ceiling and reboard/plaster ceiling in bathroom, plastering, tiling, electrics and plumbing and fitting new bathroom suite. Making good external brickwork over bathroom window.
Removal of fitted wardrobes in master bedroom and making good ceiling and walls. Replastering also required in second bedroom.
Floor laid in Lounge, Dining Room & Kitchen.
Advice required on planning requirements and building regs (if any). Building not listed.
Property ready for work to begin immediately.
I'm not sure if planning permission is required for this job and would like some advice

I'm not sure if Building Regulations approval is required for this job and would like some advice"

:ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :nocausagracia:
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Lol ffs what do people be thinking. That customer sounds like @Danny lol
 
Lookd at a job b4. Bloke said to me if you don't mind me asking how much would the materials be around. I said about 10k. His face dropped lol. Then I said how much did u think. About 1200 lol. All I said was wake the f**k up its 2016. He didn't like me saying that to him he told me lol. I said I'll not say what I was going to say next so. What where u going to say.. well u asked. I was going to say u need to get your head Lookd at. He then said I was with the doctor last week lol. I said a gp. Yes. U where at the worng sort of Doctor. Lol got talking to a carpenter a few weeks later. He asked him for a price to do work 5k said the carpenter I thought it would be around 600 lol some mad c**t's out there.
 
What you need is one of these new 4 pint glass with a handy midget MT handle for that....still at work feeling
Still laughing.
theclemo said:
I will if you give me a glass
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And not to leave out all those healthy fit hottie spreads on here - a smoothly machine with a removable scrim handle that can be added to your drink for that EXTRA bit of roughage
Still laughing.
 
You need to employ Indiana jones to get a mug or pint glass these days poor @theclemo had to go to great lengths to get a mug,I thought when you become a private member as a show of loyalty you would get a mug or pint glass but hey ho can only dream
 
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