A spread I worked with when i was an apprentice came home from a night club one evening to find a burglar loading a car with his TV etc, after a quiet word with the chap he made him put it all back as he had found it. He then proceeded make the burglar a cup of tea and gave him some choccy biscuits. Before waving him goodbye at the back door. The next morning he got a knock at the door from plod asking if he had heard any noise in the back lane that night as apparently a youth had been found in the back lane with both his legs broken at about 7am.