SUPRISE!!
- Thread starter JessThePlasterer
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Dansouthcoast84
Private Member
whoa whoa whoa.... i demand to see how you have conducted and advertised this competition fairly and equal to all bitches and bastards
JessThePlasterer
Queen Jess Elizabeth I
Ok does anyone else have three or more kids and can state a case for being an unlucky b*****d to rival Chris?
JessThePlasterer
Queen Jess Elizabeth I
JessThePlasterer
Queen Jess Elizabeth I
Also.... did you just swear Gordon??!
Dansouthcoast84
Private Member
i have 3 brats
JessThePlasterer
Queen Jess Elizabeth I
Yes but you must also state reasons why you are the unlucky b*****d!
Dansouthcoast84
Private Member
there isnt a thread long enough... especially mh youngest...
JessThePlasterer
Queen Jess Elizabeth I
Well clearly you don't want the presents bad enough!
f**k it, algee's getting the suprise!
Simon85
Well-Known Member
It is that whole awake thing, that fucks everything up. Lol especially when they get older and start talking. Then ur f**k*d
John j
Mono Don
I have 3 kids
2 to ex
1 i not seen for 9 years
Court cost of around 13 grand
Lost half of 100 grand plus in house
Now she taking em to live in Australia prob never see em again.
But class me self lucky as i.m away from the mental cow
Oh and once did dream team in factory i was in and won 400 pound ish ......not bad but if i entered me team in newspaper i would of ot about 300 grand but hey its only money.
On a better note me mams just fetched me a lovely rhubarb crumble . Its the little things lol
2 to ex
1 i not seen for 9 years
Court cost of around 13 grand
Lost half of 100 grand plus in house
Now she taking em to live in Australia prob never see em again.
But class me self lucky as i.m away from the mental cow
Oh and once did dream team in factory i was in and won 400 pound ish ......not bad but if i entered me team in newspaper i would of ot about 300 grand but hey its only money.
On a better note me mams just fetched me a lovely rhubarb crumble . Its the little things lol
algeeman
It’s A Boy
Danny
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wait till she starts saying "dada"
youl be hooked for life
Oh s**t
JessThePlasterer
Queen Jess Elizabeth I
JessThePlasterer
Queen Jess Elizabeth I
ive gone all shy
JessThePlasterer
Queen Jess Elizabeth I
Chris has grown a pair and sent me his address..... I'm just packaging the anthrax..... should catch the mornings post!
algeeman
It’s A Boy
i could just do with a juicy line of anthrax this morning xx
BobbyJack
Well-Known Member
wait till she starts saying "dada"
youl be hooked for life
Unless she says it to the milkman first
JessThePlasterer
Queen Jess Elizabeth I
superspread
Well-Known Member
Wait to she says I’m going nightclubswait till she starts saying "dada"
youl be hooked for life
Danny
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Wait to she says I’m going nightclubs
Not sure but I reckon Jane will be a lot worse than me when it comes to that... she is a strict witch
superspread
Well-Known Member
Just gotta let them go, it’s worse with having boys in that respect