The hitch-hiker

[bubbles65]

Coming home tonight and picked a bloke up on the roadside. He was carrying a big rucksack and I thought he was maybe on leave or something. Turns out he was wanting dropped off about a mile from where I was going so I told him to jump in. "Throw yer bag in the back if you want" I says. "What's in it?" He got quite defensive, snapping "It's nowt to do with you" he kept tight hold of the bag, so we set off and I asked him again what was in the bag. "I've told you, it's got fukall to do with you" Very protective like.......
I felt like smacking the tvat, but carried on. Suddenly we passed a cop car and he gets all jumpy and wants me to stop and let him out, so fukit, I let him out and drove off.
That's when I noticed he'd left his bag behind, lol :RpS_laugh:

 

[DannyMac]

I guess it's left to me to ask, what was in the bag??






















Or is it none of my business. :RpS_lol::RpS_lol:

 

[bubbles65]

:-0 It was full of Xmas presents mate :RpS_mad:

 

[Fatarm]

Merry xmas then:RpS_thumbsup:

 

[Arti]

Think he should be thankful it wasnt casper who picked him up or he might have lost more than his rucksack........:RpS_unsure:

 

[Rhys]

Think he should be thankful it wasnt casper who picked him up or he might have lost more than his rucksack........:RpS_unsure:

Well, there'd be some sort of 'sack' involved and it would be empty afterwards...:-0

 

[hector]

in keswick picking up materials van was full , on my way to ambleside which is approx 10 miles away , seen a hitchiker she was gorgeous tight tight t shirt on, spray on jeans , stopped asked where she was going she said ambleside , i said to her dont go anywhere, dont move , i will drop this off and come back for you , she said hope i am not putting you to any trouble , i said no dont be silly no problem at all , in between heavy breathing /panting rushed to ambleside threw stuff out of van and came back to keswick, now coming back to where i seen her ,by now the windscreen was steamed up, drove round the corner to where she was and, and, and,,,,,,,,,,,,,, she was gone ,,,,,,,,,,,, well what do you think i was going to say

 

[Jace]

any good pressents then bubbles??

 

[bubbles65]

I haven't opened them yet JR, it ain't Xmas :glare:

 

[DannyMac]

LOL, I thought it was a variation of this joke.

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[Jace]

fair play you could have to pukka stuff there especially if he was a bit shifty round the ol bill and wouldnt tell you wat was in the bag could be loads of money all wrapped up nicley

 

[NPS]

in keswick picking up materials van was full , on my way to ambleside which is approx 10 miles away , seen a hitchiker she was gorgeous tight tight t shirt on, spray on jeans , stopped asked where she was going she said ambleside , i said to her dont go anywhere, dont move , i will drop this off and come back for you , she said hope i am not putting you to any trouble , i said no dont be silly no problem at all , in between heavy breathing /panting rushed to ambleside threw stuff out of van and came back to keswick, now coming back to where i seen her ,by now the windscreen was steamed up, drove round the corner to where she was and, and, and,,,,,,,,,,,,,, she was gone ,,,,,,,,,,,, well what do you think i was going to say

you married her

 

[Fatarm]

:RpS_laugh:

 

[DannyMac]

in keswick picking up materials van was full , on my way to ambleside which is approx 10 miles away , seen a hitchiker she was gorgeous tight tight t shirt on, spray on jeans , stopped asked where she was going she said ambleside , i said to her dont go anywhere, dont move , i will drop this off and come back for you , she said hope i am not putting you to any trouble , i said no dont be silly no problem at all , in between heavy breathing /panting rushed to ambleside threw stuff out of van and came back to keswick, now coming back to where i seen her ,by now the windscreen was steamed up, drove round the corner to where she was and, and, and,,,,,,,,,,,,,, she was gone ,,,,,,,,,,,, well what do you think i was going to say

Did it make you feel really depressed?

 

[Jace]

al it could be a body cut up and wrapped up nicley so's not to arouse suspicions....................................HAPPY CHRISTMAS

 

[Arti]

in keswick picking up materials van was full , on my way to ambleside which is approx 10 miles away , seen a hitchiker she was gorgeous tight tight t shirt on, spray on jeans , stopped asked where she was going she said ambleside , i said to her dont go anywhere, dont move , i will drop this off and come back for you , she said hope i am not putting you to any trouble , i said no dont be silly no problem at all , in between heavy breathing /panting rushed to ambleside threw stuff out of van and came back to keswick, now coming back to where i seen her ,by now the windscreen was steamed up, drove round the corner to where she was and, and, and,,,,,,,,,,,,,, she was gone ,,,,,,,,,,,, well what do you think i was going to say

she done you over by flashing her tits and nicked ya van.............:RpS_laugh:

 

[bubbles65]

LOL, I thought it was a variation of this joke.

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And who fkin spoiled it eh..........eh??? :RpS_mad:

 

[Rhys]

Wasn't the Hillside strangle was it?

 

[NPS]

al it could be a body cut up and wrapped up nicley so's not to arouse suspicions....................................HAPPY CHRISTMAS

nar things like that dont happen up north mate:RpS_biggrin:
i bet its prezzies from under someones tree that he had just robbed

or it could be this Great Ormond Street Christmas Gifts Stolen

 

[scotsplasterer]

heard this joke lastnite at a mates, his was a different version, funny though

 

[spunky]

in keswick picking up materials van was full , on my way to ambleside which is approx 10 miles away , seen a hitchiker she was gorgeous tight tight t shirt on, spray on jeans , stopped asked where she was going she said ambleside , i said to her dont go anywhere, dont move , i will drop this off and come back for you , she said hope i am not putting you to any trouble , i said no dont be silly no problem at all , in between heavy breathing /panting rushed to ambleside threw stuff out of van and came back to keswick, now coming back to where i seen her ,by now the windscreen was steamed up, drove round the corner to where she was and, and, and,,,,,,,,,,,,,, she was gone ,,,,,,,,,,,, well what do you think i was going to say

Oh well the schools coming up I might be able to find another victim

 

[Rhys]

Once on work placement from college (photography degree) I spent a week with a bloke called Tim Flach in London (also visited Mike Owen who does the pics for Gok Wan on telly as he was a course assessor). First job was to take a large roll of AstroTurf back to the hire company in Wandsworth (near the prison iirc). There's me stood in the tube train with this dirty great rolled up carpet like thing and I was constantly stared at by this couple (only ones on the tube). I got fed up of them, so I grimaced at them and said '..my missus is in here, do you wanna look?' They soon turned away. Pissed my self laughing when they got off hurriedly at the next stop :RpS_laugh: