12 cans of carlsberg,
11 D.N.A. tests,
10 dads to choose from,
9 teeth between them,
8 chavvy tracksuits,
7 stinky smackheads,
6 Dunlop trainers,
5 st-o-l-e-n rings,
4 fat slags,
3 ugly T***s,
2 timing cvnts,
AND A w**k*r WHO PARADES THEM ON TV!!!!!!