too fuuck with it
- Thread starter algeeman
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smoother09
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Been nice bbq weather today down hereI'm having a beer
Cockney
Well-Known Member
On no 3. #bored!I'm having a beer
algeeman
It’s A Boy
Nicm
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Haven’t had a pint in nearly two weeks,don’t drink at home but that may change.play a game
against yourself
see how much faster you can smash your next beer
Cockney
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Keep this quiet geez but I felt a right poof last night, I drank 3/4 of a litre of baileys that was sitting in the bottom of the fridge from Xmas.play a game
against yourself
see how much faster you can smash your next beer
Djr
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Should of mixed it with brandy . That would of sent you to the moon. Ha haKeep this quiet geez but I felt a right poof last night, I drank 3/4 of a litre of baileys that was sitting in the bottom of the fridge from Xmas.
Stevieo
Royal Spin Doctor
Well you'll not be drinking in the pub any time soon will you?Haven’t had a pint in nearly two weeks,don’t drink at home but that may change.
The Hobo
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open up a rum bottle pal /then u can take the word onHaven’t had a pint in nearly two weeks,don’t drink at home but that may change.
Djr
Well-Known Member
It is I used to get drunk as a monkey on them years ago In o'shea bar in Manchester
Cockney
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Give your neighbour a moonie! Hahahahaha!!!
Nicm
Well-Known Member
A few days at home and I may just do that.open up a rum bottle pal /then u can take the word on
John j
Mono Don
Only one thing Gayer then a bloke drinking baileys . That's a bloke who f**k**g chills itKeep this quiet geez but I felt a right poof last night, I drank 3/4 of a litre of baileys that was sitting in the bottom of the fridge from Xmas.
Soft Facking suthern cants
Djr
Well-Known Member
Ha ha its wank on its own. Put whiskey or brandy with it and it'll be a no show Monday lol
Cockney
Well-Known Member
Right bus stop NOW!!
John j
Mono Don
Bet you wouldnt say that if werent in lock down
Cockney
Well-Known Member
Come out to the shed
theclemo
Private Member
Going to put my asshole kids in a shed. And I'll sleep swinging from a clemrope at this stagemight sent the tent up
throw the kids in it
drink some whiskey and crash in it with them
John j
Mono Don
You imagine being lockdown.................with out kids
theclemo
Private Member
Yes it would be f**k**g brilliant
John j
Mono Don
I.d be like a chris but in me boxers all week
theclemo
Private Member
There is just days u need on your own.
John j
Mono Don
I know. I.m hating couples with no kids at moment lol
paulf
Well-Known Member
Watch, don't slip on one of his shits.
paulf
Well-Known Member
It's still shite.
MakeItSmooth
Well-Known Member
Stevieo
Royal Spin Doctor
I'm having a great time.
Dossing about. Drinking. Wanking. Playing company of heroes. Wanking.
It's great.
The Hobo
Well-Known Member
thought that's where covid 19 started WANKING china
smoother09
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I’m sure the oracle will be here to tell us all exactly how this started and how it’s going to pan out! Can ya guess who I’m talking about 
smoother09
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Sounds like collar