Use of tools

[PhilPlaster]

Plumber on the job kept askin where "our level, our saw, ous jigsaw" was on my job. Kept sayin what your level and he go "no, our level" meanin mine. Got f**ked off with it. I'll lend any one tools but this guy wouldnt even say thanks, had a dead smarmy attitude. In the end he asked for "our" jigsaw to cut out a panel to fit his sink. His wife turned up in a Jag yesterday!
Packed up every tool I had on the job including me chop saw and finished early. P**ses me off when people just expect to use yer stuff.
Plus he snapped part of a banister rail I' d just fixed and pretended he didnt realize. Clumsy t**t

 

[beddy]

next time he asks to borrow a level, wrap it around his face.

 

[Gibbo]

dump in his toolbag

 

[southernmonkey]

Eat his sandwhiches

 

[Gibbo]

bury the c**t in the garden

 

[beddy]

Eat his sandwhiches

i dont know why but this made me burst out laughing. eat his sandwiches...GRRRR!!!

 

[PhilPlaster]

Easy easy ! Eatin a mans sarnies is goin abit too far mate! I'll just cut his hands off.

 

[barryed]

Smear your poo all over your level then let him borrow it and see if he licks his fingers to see if its nutella

 

[richardbrown]

Smear your poo all over your level then let him borrow it and see if he licks his fingers to see if its nutella

I got caught out with that one the other day ...

 

[barryed]

Smear your poo all over your level then let him borrow it and see if he licks his fingers to see if its nutella

I got caught out with that one the other day ...

I did once myself the only problem being I was eating the nutella directly from the bum hole

 

[McPlaster]

Poke the t**t in the eye with index finger.

 

[beddy]

cut his banjo with a old rusty trowel.

 

[PhilPlaster]

cut his banjo with your an old rusty trowel.

??? Is that slang for bum him? ???

 

[beddy]

no but it sounds it doesnt it. thats quiet good. think i might try it on the mrs in a minute.