What trade do you dislike the most.

Donzo said:
Mines is sparks, not came across one that lifts their waste up,,, what is their problem.
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Fuckign sparkies.

Did a job in Lancashire a couple of years ago. Sparkie left his apprentice to put wires in for spots.

When he came back to fit them, he couldn't find wires. Core plugged about 16 holes in my ceiling to fit 6 spots.

'Don't worry,' he said. 'I'll fix it - you'll never see.'

Then he went down to get something from the van. Next thing I heard was a screech of tyres.

Ran down to see what was what.

'I've paid the electrician,' said the homeowner, brightly.

And that was the last I saw of the twatty ex matelot c**t.
 
Sparky . Left wires live in kichen sockets hit with trowel burnt the corner trowel f**k*d ... he said the owner must have turned them back on at the box ....dickhead
 
School teachers....horrible cuunts.

Finished plot yesterday....went to start a new one on site opposite.
Dabbing gang went home no water yesterday.
There dabbing it today and weekend for me water was put on in the plot....ready for me Monday.

Went home took kids to school got collered by one of the teachers desperate in need of help wanting hallway stairs landing reskimming over the weekend.
I couldn't say no lives down the road:(:(:(

I fuucking hate 2 shitty coating.

I hate plasterers aswell.
 
algeeman said:
School teachers....horrible cuunts.

Finished plot yesterday....went to start a new one on site opposite.
Dabbing gang went home no water yesterday.
There dabbing it today and weekend for me water was put on in the plot....ready for me Monday.

Went home took kids to school got collered by one of the teachers desperate in need of help wanting hallway stairs landing reskimming over the weekend.
I couldn't say no lives down the road:(:(:(

I fuucking hate 2 shitty coating.

I hate plasterers aswell.
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Could be worse...painters hate EVERYBODY.

I've taken over this job from someone who had a rather good month out of it and then went on the piss. He took his 1st drink on the 2nd of January and has been at it hammer and tongs ever since.

I was painting some banisters yesterday and the drunken prick started staggering around the site, covering himself in paint.

'GET YOUR f**k**g HANDS OFF THAT HAND RAIL. I'VE JUST PAINTED IT!'

'Sorry, sorry, ' he said, wiping his hands on the wall that I'd painted, ruining my work and making it look like I'd done it.

I turn round from wiping it off and see he's leaning on the rail again.

'GET OFF THE FCUKING RAIL. GET OFF IT AND DON'T WIPE YOUR HANDS ON THE WALL EITHER. HERE, I'LL GET YOU SOME WHITE SPIRIT.'

'Of course I'm not going to wipe my hands on the wall,' he said. 'I'm not fcuking stupid.' Then fell down the stairs.

Saved me pushing him, I suppose.
 
Stevieo said:
Could be worse...painters hate EVERYBODY.

I've taken over this job from someone who had a rather good month out of it and then went on the piss. He took his 1st drink on the 2nd of January and has been at it hammer and tongs ever since.

I was painting some banisters yesterday and the drunken prick started staggering around the site, covering himself in paint.

'GET YOUR f**k**g HANDS OFF THAT HAND RAIL. I'VE JUST PAINTED IT!'

'Sorry, sorry, ' he said, wiping his hands on the wall that I'd painted, ruining my work and making it look like I'd done it.

I turn round from wiping it off and see he's leaning on the rail again.

'GET OFF THE FCUKING RAIL. GET OFF IT AND DON'T WIPE YOUR HANDS ON THE WALL EITHER. HERE, I'LL GET YOU SOME WHITE SPIRIT.'

'Of course I'm not going to wipe my hands on the wall,' he said. 'I'm not fcuking stupid.' Then fell down the stairs.

Saved me pushing him, I suppose.
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I can't drink this weekend :eek::eek::eek:

I've gotta skim the teachers house :crying::crying:
 
satan said:
I hate teachers as well. Useless when I was there. (The older ones were better educated and better at teaching).

I wouldnt regard Teachers as a skill or trade though. More like a made up profession for lazy lefty layabouts who dont want to work and would be useless at anything else. Same category as a politician.
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I can't look at some of the younger teachers in the eye without thinking
Phaaaor.....I wonder whats under them cute knickers.
 
algeeman said:
I can't look at some of the younger teachers in the eye without thinking
Phaaaor.....I wonder whats under them cute knickers.
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We had one like that at school when I was there. She wore a short mini skirt. We used to knock our pens off the desk on the floor when she was walking past and at first she always bent down and picked it up. I think she cottoned on after a few weeks then stepped over them.

Get arrested for that and today. No fun anymore.

Teachers are crap though with ridiculous lefty views on life and no idea of what working for a living is really like.
 
satan said:
We had one like that at school when I was there. She wore a short mini skirt. We used to knock our pens off the desk on the floor when she was walking past and at first she always bent down and picked it up. I think she cottoned on after a few weeks then stepped over them.

Get arrested for that and today. No fun anymore.

Teachers are crap though with ridiculous lefty views on life and no idea of what working for a living is really like.
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I wouldn't be a teacher for love nor money. No Siree Bob. Not after what I did to them.
 
Picked lad up one day and young blonde walks past van in little Adidas shorts.
I ask who.s that .
He said p e teacher
I said I bet you love p e
 
algeeman said:
When I found out what wanking was.
The PE teachers got it first lol
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Joiner was doing loft hatch last week . Said is someone in that bedroom. I said ye 12 year old just approaching wanking years . 2 mins later hears a moan from bedroom . Turns to joiner and said guess they.ve started.
 
Electricians, I hate them, never met one who can actually use any tools, all cack handed f**k**s, useless at pretty much everything apart from making loads of wedge.. although two of my mates are sparks, obviously I'm not talking about them.. (incase the read this).
 
McBentLegs said:
Electricians, I hate them, never met one who can actually use any tools, all cack handed f**k**s, useless at pretty much everything apart from making loads of wedge.. although two of my mates are sparks, obviously I'm not talking about them.. (incase the read this).
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I got called to a job once to go behind a sparky. No problem, it's what we do innit?

Except, the woman hadn't expected a bill from me 'be like I've never been,' the sparky had bragged.

Then he went to see her at work with the paperwork and her keys.

Like he's never been my arse - looked like he'd put the plaster on with....I'll be fcuked if I know, a chainsaw or something.
 
Vincey said:
Any over 50 , all they do is talk about the good old days
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Maybe. But because of the attitude of the younger bucks. You will never have the freedom and the fun the older generations have had. You will only be able to read about it and wonder.............and then beat yourself even more stupid than you have managed to become now. :endesacuerdo::endesacuerdo: :D
 
Smudger1 said:
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There's another profession I cant stand..........Shite so called comedians. Especially the ones who just shout nonsense usually about politics and then lecture us on how to live our lives........usually the way they think we should live.

Recorded audience or as it used to be called 'canned laughter'. Doesnt make you funny.
 
algeeman said:
When I found out what wanking was.
The PE teachers got it first lol
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What trade do you dislike the most.
 
satan said:
There's another profession I cant stand..........Shite so called comedians. Especially the ones who just shout nonsense usually about politics and then lecture us on how to live our lives........usually the way they think we should live.

Recorded audience or as it used to be called 'canned laughter'. Doesnt make you funny.
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Frankie Boyles a lefty prick n all, same as Russel Howard, wish theyd just f**k off spouting their b*ll***s!
 
McBentLegs said:
Frankie Boyles a lefty prick n all, same as Russel Howard, wish theyd just f**k off spouting their b*ll***s!
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Not forgetting that other thing who wears make up and high heels and lectures us on how we must accept things like him and think like him.

Dont know about you but I have a mind of my own and prefer to decide myself what I think is right or wrong and accept same.
 
satan said:
Not forgetting that other thing who wears make up and high heels and lectures us on how we must accept things like him and think like him.

Dont know about you but I have a mind of my own and prefer to decide myself what I think is right or wrong and accept same.
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Totally with you there.. and if you tell me to do something I'll do the opposite.
 
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