He doesn't have a toaster.Great on toast
Why the f**k would I waste my money on a toaster when I don't eat toast?He doesn't have a toaster.
Why the f**k would I waste my money on a toaster when I don't eat toast?
That was the point.Why the f**k would I waste my money on a toaster when I don't eat toast?
Save money.
That was the point.
I don't have anything. I have what I need to cook with and a laptop and a bed and that's about it.
I was thinking I could probably do with a woman who lives less than 400 miles away.
That was the point.
What happened to the young squeeeze?
She lives f**k**g miles away. I don't see enough of her for her to be buying me ornaments and s**t.
Even if she did it'd probably start with fridge magnets which I'd throw in the bin.
God I hate fridge magnets.
Root of all evil in the kitchen mate. Fridge magnets today, no work surface tomorrow. All full of shite that never gets used. Infra red frier this and trendy egg cooker that.#1stworldproblems
Root of all evil in the kitchen mate. Fridge magnets today, no work surface tomorrow. All full of shite that never gets used. Infra red frier this and trendy egg cooker that.
Exactly. Two pillows and that's it. Anything else is just shite that you don't need.Cushions all over the bed...don’t get me started!
Cushions all over the bed...don’t get me started!
Dought it ! Shot blast only, imo. How big is the area ?Will it shift paint?
Specifically dulux weather shield off brick paviour.
Asking for a friend.
I can't even sleep with a pillow never have weird!Exactly. Two pillows and that's it. Anything else is just shite that you don't need.
Just one pillow for me.
Dought it ! Shot blast only, imo. How big is the area ?
One EACH,ffs.
Just one pillow for me.
Bought back memories when I used to cook at a local pub. Boss was in kitchen helping out one night and was getting stressed. Dropped something into the fryer, and rather than use the tongs, thrust his hand in to pick it out.
T.W.A.T
Bet that stung.