"Can I get back to you on that?"

[Olican]

Random Builder: "Hello Oli, I've built two round concrete piers on my new drive entrance"
Oli: "sounds interesting ,how can I help?"
Random Builder:"can you tidy them up with a bit of render when your passing, should only be a couple of hours work!"
Oli:"um ok I'll take a look and let you know

Oli:"um had a peek....looks like you've filled a water butt with concrete !"

Random Builder: " yup haven't cut other one off yet!"

Oli:"they look a little off centre!"

Random Builder:"aye just shove them over they're not stuck to ground"

Oli:"Can I get back to you on that!"

 

[Topspread16]

I'd think that was Beirut in the 90s if it wasn't for the cars. Some site is that! Let's hope he doesn't do the boarding for you, god know what he'd use.


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[Tinytom]

Run, and if the rest of the work is owt to go by block his number

 

[Formby plastering]

Haha cowboy builders may be close behind carefull

 

[Olican]

Random Builder: "you can use my mixer too!"

[emoji15]

 

[bopper]

Random Builder: "you can use my mixer too!"

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[emoji15]

What he really wants is for you to clean his mixer!

 

[Olican]

What he really wants is for you to clean his mixer!

Days work right there

 

[bopper]

Be easier to buy a new barrel!

 

[Cockney]

Random Builder: "you can use my mixer too!"

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[emoji15]

One word for him! Cuuuuuuunntt!!!

 

[Danny]

hahahahaha they look s**t

 

[Fatarm]

Random Builder: "Hello Oli, I've built two round concrete piers on my new drive entrance"
Oli: "sounds interesting ,how can I help?"
Random Builder:"can you tidy them up with a bit of render when your passing, should only be a couple of hours work!"
Oli:"um ok I'll take a look and let you know

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Oli:"um had a peek....looks like you've filled a water butt with concrete !"

Random Builder: " yup haven't cut other one off yet!"

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Oli:"they look a little off centre!"

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Random Builder:"aye just shove them over they're not stuck to ground"

Oli:"Can I get back to you on that!"

Tis a crazy world

 

[Olican]

hahahahaha they look s**t

Here's a nice close up so you can really enjoy the artisans craftsmanship [emoji12]

 

[vfr12]

Have you suggested to him that another one on the top will make it look complete

 

[Cornelius]

Some rough ass builders about down this way but that really takes the biscuit

 

[Dropsalot]

Suggest to him that a line of these either side of the drive will really set off the house........a statement if you will............a monument, so the locals can see they kind of bloke that lives there........

 

[theclemo]

Random Builder: "Hello Oli, I've built two round concrete piers on my new drive entrance"
Oli: "sounds interesting ,how can I help?"
Random Builder:"can you tidy them up with a bit of render when your passing, should only be a couple of hours work!"
Oli:"um ok I'll take a look and let you know

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Oli:"um had a peek....looks like you've filled a water butt with concrete !"

Random Builder: " yup haven't cut other one off yet!"

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Oli:"they look a little off centre!"

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Random Builder:"aye just shove them over they're not stuck to ground"

Oli:"Can I get back to you on that!"

Pmsl

 

[Pagey]

But in his head they look the bollox hahahha

 

[Cornelius]

Please don't give him my number Oli, that chap from Brighton with the make up on was bad enough I can't be rendering water butts aswell

 

[Arti]

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Easy with the term Artisan marra.

Cant help thinking there is an apprentice man task gag you can do with those barrels????????

 

[Casper]

Pmsl

 

[Olican]

Please don't give him my number Oli, that chap from Brighton with the make up on was bad enough I can't be rendering water butts aswell

Ha I often tell people that one... Passed a job on to my mate.... Turned out it was a tranny, he didn't know where to look!

... I use a little artistic license and embellish the story.... You end up getting bummed!

 

[Cornelius]

Ha I often tell people that one... Passed a job on to my mate.... Turned out it was a tranny, he didn't know where to look!

... I use a little artistic license and embellish the story.... You end up getting bummed!

Can't beat a good bumming story

 

[Danny]

still not sure what to say @Olican

 

[superspread]

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Good key , what you complaining for

 

[Olican]

Good key , what you complaining for

Was hoping to sub it out if your interested
[emoji15]

 

[superspread]

Was hoping to sub it out if your interested
[emoji15]

I'd wash your car as long as you pay me

 

[Olican]

I'd wash your car as long as you pay me

Topless and you got yourself a deal..... Top rates paid

 

[superspread]

Topless and you got yourself a deal..... Top rates paid

Topless ? I'd do it for nothing

 

[Stevieo]

I'd think that was Beirut in the 90s if it wasn't for the cars. Some site is that! Let's hope he doesn't do the boarding for you, god know what he'd use.


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Girl. Sarajevo was the place to be in the 90's. Got the t shirt. And Medal Shiny . Worthless. Qty 1.


I dunno what's up with Olican. Either he's not got the skill to make a good job of curved plastering or he just doesn't want to put his back into it.

Has the man no sense of adventure?

 

[Olican]

Girl. Sarajevo was the place to be in the 90's. Got the t shirt. And Medal Shiny . Worthless. Qty 1.


I dunno what's up with Olican. Either he's not got the skill to make a good job of curved plastering or he just doesn't want to put his back into it.

Has the man no sense of adventure?

Love a challenge me (you should meet my missus) I'll make them monstrosities look pretty no problem

 

[Deleted member 23452]

Love a challenge me (you should meet my missus) I'll make them monstrosities look pretty no problem

You could always give Lee a ring (phone call!) I'm sure he'd like a night out in Devon and a day rendering those in the sun.

 

[hail hail]

Random Builder: "Hello Oli, I've built two round concrete piers on my new drive entrance"
Oli: "sounds interesting ,how can I help?"
Random Builder:"can you tidy them up with a bit of render when your passing, should only be a couple of hours work!"
Oli:"um ok I'll take a look and let you know

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Oli:"um had a peek....looks like you've filled a water butt with concrete !"

Random Builder: " yup haven't cut other one off yet!"

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Oli:"they look a little off centre!"

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Random Builder:"aye just shove them over they're not stuck to ground"

Oli:"Can I get back to you on that!"

I cant believe them c**ts are getting away with that over there. What in the name of good f**k is that im seeing thou lol.

Having a few txts with a possible client last few days. Txts me to go price a job, i go look at it after txting for directions. I call out, measure up and phone him with a price of 750 euro for weeks work. HE txts me day later, if i drop to 700euro the job is mine lol. 50 f**k**g euro hes trying to haggle out of me. Swear to f**k, i just laughed when i seen it. Was going to txt back straight away and call him a miserable c**t but going to call to his on way home some night to explain the price is the price so theres no dicking about over an aul 50

 

[Topspread16]

Girl. Sarajevo was the place to be in the 90's. Got the t shirt. And Medal Shiny . Worthless. Qty 1.


I dunno what's up with Olican. Either he's not got the skill to make a good job of curved plastering or he just doesn't want to put his back into it.

Has the man no sense of adventure?

Oh was you in the war? I was just reading the papers whilst delivering them!


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[hail hail]

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Just noticed his lovely block work in the back ground. Excellent workmanship!

 

[Danny]

Just noticed his lovely block work in the back ground. Excellent workmanship!

he will show you up