Don't you hate it when..

[Olican]

..your just about to rub up when a massive seagull takes a s**t on your wall

 

[zolco]

Hahaha, you can't make this s**t up

 

[plaster man]

Have to say that's never happened to me in 30 years of plasterering and I live beside the sea might being you good luck

 

[Olican]

Have to say that's never happened to me in 30 years of plasterering and I live beside the sea might being you good luck

It's a first for me too bud, I was just walking up to the wall so that would of been all over me

 

[scottie5]

That's mint .
I did pull a big lump of what i thought was clay out the s@c while ruling it.
Bstard stunk it turned out to be the biggest cat turd in history.

 

[Runswithscissors]

My old Gramp always used to say it was lucky to have a bird sh!t on your shoulder....

He had it happen to him on a holiday on the Isle of Wight (I remember)

My dad asked him why it was so lucky?

Lucky it missed my head, came the reply.... lol

 

[beader]

A bird s**t on my head once.............................................................That's the last time i taking her out.

 

[Arti]

..your just about to rub up when a massive seagull takes a s**t on your wall

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Looks like harry monk

 

[theshed]

Is it a banksy!!!

 

[Rossi46]

I got s**t on by a monster seagull s**t when I was in school once. It crashed off my blazer shoulder and sprayed my mate all over his face because he was shorter than me
I took it as good luck but he still holds it against me like it was my fault

 

[bopper]

I was fishing down the bridge water canal when I was around 16 ,there I was holding my pole at 13 mtrs when splat right in the middle of my head a running down the side of my face!! luck my arse it wasn't no red letter day I assure you.......

 

[Stevieo]

Have to say that's never happened to me in 30 years of plasterering and I live beside the sea might being you good luck

It's cement.

He knows that the customer knows that he's on here so he's beaten him to it.

f**k knows how he did that.

 

[Fatarm]

..your just about to rub up when a massive seagull takes a s**t on your wall

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Seagull splash finish by weber

 

[Danny]

..your just about to rub up when a massive seagull takes a s**t on your wall

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that brightened up my morning

 

[vfr12]

Pmsl. Ihadit few times on the van! Fecking birds are stealing maite from parex, i tell you that.