Drinking on the job

[lurpak]

Might start drinking more often at work having a great timez might re skim bathroom tomorrow nightZ was never happy with it

 

[The Hobo]

Might start drinking more often at work having a great timez might re skim bathroom tomorrow nightZ was never happy with it

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like the handboard m8

 

[lurpak]

like the handboard m8

thinking bout getting a hawk but don’t think cat be happy

 

[The Hobo]

thinking bout getting a hawk but don’t think cat be happy

chance it would kill the cat

 

[Stevieo]

chance it would kill the cat

Not a polecat.

No no no.

Miniature honey badger is a polecat. Oh yes.

Had them when I were a lad.

 

[themucky1]

like the handboard m8

It’s a hawk ya t**t lol

 

[lurpak]

It’s a hawk ya t**t lol

 

[themucky1]

So your a hand boarder??? What part of the midlands you from then??

 

[lurpak]

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So your a hand boarder??? What part of the midlands you from then??

middle

 

[JessThePlasterer]

Might start drinking more often at work having a great timez might re skim bathroom tomorrow nightZ was never happy with it

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Did you double check that’s not the cat’s wine this time?

 

[paulf]

Did you double check that’s not the cat’s wine this time?

Lurpak buys wine for his cat, sounds about right.

 

[JessThePlasterer]

Lurpak buys wine for his cat, sounds about right.

Yup. He then sits down with it to a candlelit dinner of tuna before doing it up the arse!

 

[lurpak]

Long story.

 

[Cockney]

Long story.

Jess has a memory like an elephant geez! Lol

 

[lurpak]

Jess has a memory like an elephant geez! Lol

Best artex skimmer in game and nobodys interested in that. Take one cat for dinner and it’s the talk of the town

 

[Cockney]

Best artex skimmer in game and nobodys interested in that. Take one cat for dinner and it’s the talk of the town

Yeah I know nuts ain’t it! Don't worry I’m not gonna judge mate, just tell me did you get that pussy though??

 

[lurpak]

Yeah I know nuts ain’t it! Don't worry I’m not gonna judge mate, just tell me did you get that pussy though??

A gentleman doesn’t kiss and tell