Virgin Plasterer

[ChrispyUK]

I know plasterers have some brains. If I thought I could just slap it on I wouldn’t be asking here. Respect for writing a book on the trade. One plasterer had an old tome on the subject that was 2” thick.

I’m just a chancer mate. Best of luck

 

[Jupiter]

That was a joke monkey boy. I tried to use an emoji.

 

[BigBruvOfEnglandUK]

@BigBruvOfEnglandUK
Misleading thread title!

You can't imagine my disappointment, Hollybank m8.

 

[Jupiter]

I know plasterers have some brains. If I thought I could just slap it on I wouldn’t be asking here. Respect for writing a book on the trade. One plasterer had an old tome on the subject that was 2” thick. He couldn’t read it though.

 

[ChrispyUK]

Like I said, don’t push your luck. There’s a fine line between banter and being a c**t.
Your post is hardly pressing when it comes to the worlds problems, so don’t over shoot .If you’re so clever, you wouldn’t need to come on to a forum to ask a ‘thick’ plasterer what to do so have some f**k**g respect before you think you’ve got your feet under the table

 

[Jupiter]

Like I said, don’t push your luck. There’s a fine line between banter and being a c**t.
Your post is hardly pressing when it comes to the worlds problems, so don’t over shoot .If you’re so clever, you wouldn’t need to come on to a forum to ask a ‘thick’ plasterer what to do so have some f**k**g respect before you think you’ve got your feet under the table

Did I cross the line or am I just being a chancer? I don’t care about the world I just wanna get me wall done. I don’t see people on here solving the worlds problems. Unless you can fix them with plaster. The book was thick not the plasterer, and some have a sense of humour.

 

[Stewie03]

f**k me ain’t you skimmed them walls yet,@BigBruvOfEnglandUK was still living in England when you started

 

[hector]

Did I cross the line or am I just being a chancer? I don’t care about the world I just wanna get me wall done. I don’t see people on here solving the worlds problems. Unless you can fix them with plaster. The book was thick not the plasterer, and some have a sense of humour.

you should have listened to jessica ,

 

[essexandy]

Like I said, don’t push your luck. There’s a fine line between banter and being a c**t.
Your post is hardly pressing when it comes to the worlds problems, so don’t over shoot .If you’re so clever, you wouldn’t need to come on to a forum to ask a ‘thick’ plasterer what to do so have some f**k**g respect before you think you’ve got your feet under the table

For fucksake, who left the sherry out? @hector it was you wasn't it?

 

[ChrispyUK]

For fucksake, who left the sherry out? @hector it was you wasn't it?

Hic!

 

[paulf]

Hic!

 

[ChrispyUK]

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Shut up

 

[paulf]

Shut up

 

[JessThePlasterer]

I'm Jess' friend and I was talking to her.

I’VE GOT THAT IN WRITING!!

 

[essexandy]

I’VE GOT THAT IN WRITING!!

My account had CLEARLY been hacked.
Probably the Chinese, I'd imagine I'm high on their list of targets.

 

[JessThePlasterer]

My account had CLEARLY been hacked.
Probably the Chinese, I'd imagine I'm high on their list of targets.

You’re not high in any walk of life my little potato gnome

 

[paulf]

You’re not high in any walk of life my little potato gnome

Au contraire, Andrew is one of the biggest critics of the Chinese Communist Party, after he bought some hooky made in China Hugo Boss boxer shorts that permanently dyed his scrotum green.
Chinese intelligence code named him eco-balls, he is one of their top targets.

 

[JessThePlasterer]

Au contraire, Andrew is one of the biggest critics of the Chinese Communist Party, after he bought some hooky made in China Hugo Boss boxer shorts that permanently dyed his scrotum green.
Chinese intelligence code named him eco-balls, he is one of their top targets.

Pfffffft. He stayed too many days, at what would be ankle deep for most folk, standing in his pond and now they’ve just got an algae coating

 

[paulf]

Pfffffft. He stayed too many days, at what would be ankle deep for most folk, standing in his pond and now they’ve just got an algae coating

@algaeman