Recent content by Spitandpolish

You get to bed you Lambrini soaked fool !

The builders far too busy counting out his wad on the pub table, trying to impress the new barmaid and look flush, to be concerned about the likes of that shitshow mate !

Takes one to know one , it does !

Report yourself for being a F*****g t**t and a grass mate ! (y)

You really should have given it a dirty scratch, followed by a full face soaking.... if that doesn't work then you're probably best to just to forget all about it and go on holiday...... somewhere nice mate . (y)

I would have though that they would all be gone by now mate... damp, rat infested dreams they were !

£ 50 quid for a plastic box with a dodgy handle ................ it just gets better ! :ROFLMAO:

Your G** twin looks like a right prick mate !

You wouldn't have a clue with regards to that sort of thing would you ,,,, just making it up as you go along...with a wish and a prayer as standard !

Shut up

I'm already there ! :hola:

Recon my heart just cracked clean in two after reading all your pish, yet and even yet again !!!.............................:cry:

Who's disputing that, not me Compadre ! ;)

No mate ! :endesacuerdo:

No mate, it was just a big massive pond thing.... could see big healthy fish cutting about in it too... some sort of carp or something... but what the f**k would I know about that kind of thing mate ! :confused: