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    the London Mayor rant

    Think Hungary (Viktor Orban) is just implementing a total tax free income for native families who have 4 kids and a gift of a few thousand to buy a people carrier. The masters in Brussels won't be happy deviating from the plan. He said something along the lines correcting the population decline...
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    the London Mayor rant

    Fed up with the mayor then wait a few more years and our very own Obama will be in power, Chuka Umunna they are moving him into the limelight more and more. Population control is the only solution to pollution. We were letting in 250000 people a year the majority from 3rd world countries where...
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    Roofing industry

    Are they fitting eve trays. Or just using a DPC, if so then make sure they use high load stuff otherwise it'll flap about in wind.
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    Roofing industry

    Not too bad a price. A decent tile not much to go wrong with them.
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    Roofing industry

    Seems to be a bit of a guessing game. He don't let on much.
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    Roofing industry

    You did say it was slate. So they are concrete tile. What sort of roof hip, up and over, valleys, parapets, mid terrace, detached. You replacing timber ready for loft conversion. Cause if it's straightforward concrete tile roof your getting ripped off. I used to work for my dad who had own...
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    Roofing industry

    What issues have you got
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    Need a slash

    Just piss in it and create your own genetically modified skim coat with a personalised DNA marker. It's like signing a piece of art work.
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    Should I be worried here? Lime render

    What's wall built from. Is the garden wall rendered both sides. What's the capping on it. Any chance water is getting behind render where wall butts to house and causing damp. Ideally garden wall shouldn't be butted against house. Probably no barrier between it and house. Penetrating damp. At a...
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    Should I be worried here? Lime render

    Those grey push fit fittings are the worst. Hep20 are good but speed fit easier to use. Most people neglect putting inserts in barrier pipe after a while any side pressure will warp barrier pipe. Can't beat copper though.
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    Woodchip, paint, lime plaster advice needed

    The gypsum plaster being a meter up I presume would be a damp proofing fix (con) and have sand and cement render under it.
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    Should I be worried here? Lime render

    What Tinytom said. You've got something going on somewhere other than rendering problem.
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    Hello

    Got to give it a go. Loosely based around historic events. Got some good battle scenes. Gets better as seasons go on.
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    Hello

    You watch Vikings.
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    Hello

    HELLO
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    Need a slash

    I see your using spell check now.
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    Chimney

    Keep hold of your heritage and treasure it. The English have thrown theirs to the waste side. And look at how fecked we are.
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    Chimney

    Google translate confused by this one
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    Chimney

    Don't try that sheep whispering with me. Especially while your wearing them sheep anchors
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    Chimney

    They must have a pot on stack at moment ? Not heard your idea before but it could work. It's a bit like venting a wooden floor via 110mm pipe through concrete floor. It would need cross venting to create flow. So stack is left open with one pipe in addition to venting cowl. Or two pipes...
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    Chimney

    Ha! Ha! Just what I was thinking. Andy G. Has twin
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    Chimney

    Andy G we need a translator. Can you assist
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    Need a slash

    I am thinking it probably comes from times of old. And just become a tale to tell. As the people I've heard it from are from boomer generation and probably heard about it when learning the trade from previous generation. I reckon it would have been used with lime plaster. Probably having a...
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    Need a slash

    Funny that had to have s**t in bucket in back of van last week. That wasn't a pleasant experience.
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    Need a slash

    Do you think it was first used for lime or gypsum based. Would it act differently.
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    Need a slash

    Must have given of a nice aroma, especially after the weekend down boozer. If true no wonder they would leave houses empty to dry and settle after built.
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    Need a slash

    I was told that an old plastering trick to hold back setting time plasterers would piss in gear. Any one heard this or tried it. Or is it Billy bullshit talking r******d about retardant.
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    Plastering in Italy

    Wow couldn't you find a better giff than that. Just made me throw up my Apple pie and custard. Not many people get me feeling like a psychopathic murderous assasin the way his smug traitorous face does. :sorprendido3:
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    Plastering in Italy

    Not that crazy an idea. Some spreads I know did it to south of France. They didn't like the gear over there on first trip so hired cheap van took all the gear with them. Knocked the job out a lot quicker. Twas in summer months though. So was more enjoyable.
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    Hi all

    It'll pick up. People still in recovering from crimbo debt
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    Hi all

    Not yet. But Andy G get new womon now.
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    Down under

    Cxxt
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    Down under

    Conkers mate older generation swear by them. Put around windows and doors. Stops spiders.
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    Down under

    Andy G whoring now
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    Down under

    I suppose the cobwebs disguise the trowel lines. :whistle:
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    Down under

    I did fancy NZ. Actually started applying but the thought of being that far off the map is a bigger step than OZ or Canada. Like Satan said Canadians are cucks. Shame lovely place.
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    Down under

    Not to worry your sound proof cabin will be ready for business soon.
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    Down under

    Didn't think New Zealanders were that far gone. I thought they were quite awoke. Apparently up till about a year ago one of the trades needed and considered for entry was prostitution. Quite a easy place to get accepted into. Probably because the population is to low.
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    Newbie from brum

    Just stay chilled. Your mood shows in your plastering finish. Just ask Andy G. Good luck
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    Ceramic.

    I must be reading this wrong ceramic tiles on laminate floating floor? The floor is solid underneath? Concrete? Then just lay on that. Use self levelling if needed and prime. If floorboards then ply out and prime. Why if plying out does it mean you have to do other room? Just use 12mm ply...
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    Drying Out - How Long?

    Certainly is gonna make my life easier in the future. I will tell my grand kids about messiah lurpak the spreadable.
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    Drying Out - How Long?

    First coat practically blocks it out. Second almost solid. Using different paint on third coat but pretty sure that's gonna be last coat. But the main benefit is how well I found it bonded to plaster. And none of that shity spray you get from watered down mist coat.
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    Drying Out - How Long?

    Use that no nonsense bare plaster paint from screwfix. Lurpak recommended it to me. I think it's the bollox. Bonds really well. Tried sticking duct tape to it next day to see if would lift paint. Nudda No more pissy watered down crap for me.
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