Farty pillow from wetwetwetwetwetwetwetwetwet....fuckinnwetwet?...,The fella out of 28bweeks later should be the King. Or Marty Pellew
The Rubber Mat JobPmsl...
Aged 12-13.. me and two mates tanned a durex machine in the toilets at the local petrol station.. (was like the brinks mat job)lol......£26.50 in ten bobs...and aboot 35 quid in Johnny bags......
Just to add.. None of us used them for intended purpose....
We split the money and the jonnys... And went our separate ways for a while and just laid low till the heat died down
My bruv in law is a promoter in Glasgow and now London too anyhow this guy has pestered several times to get a slot at king tuts and T in the park.I think that's the best thing I've ever seen. Just sent it to my good friend from Clydebank, always ripping the s**t out of him.
My bruv in law is a promoter in Glasgow and now London too anyhow this guy has pestered several times to get a slot at king tuts and T in the park.
Can you imagine lol
Defo couldn't be a limp criminal in a johnny crime@Fatarm you was destined to be a hardon criminal back in the day
Not in my house at the min with a Mrs dropping in 7 weeksNo chance,
A hardon is useful.....
Has she lost her mouth?Not in my house at the min with a Mrs dropping in 7 weeks
She thinks f**k**g is a city in ChinaHas she lost her mouth?
Lol stick it up her arse.She thinks f**k**g is a city in China
w**k*r!!!No chance,
A hardon is useful.....