2 best tips iv picked up from the forum

[skimmin2day]

Hes just taking the p i s s ignorance is best way

 

[Nerdy666]

I tried that today only got cuboard skimmed all day am i doin summat wrong ?

 

[Nerdy666]

The best way to round off ceilings is to cut a drainpipe the length of the room then cut a section just under half all the way down the length then screw the piece up pva it then skim

 

[spunky]

Sure someone said to keep rolling a bottle of coke in the angle

 

[Nisus]

Or a boomerang dragged sideways!

 

[henry]

Tell me your joking a fecking drain pipe LOL

 

[essexandy]

Or a boomerang dragged sideways!

Don't do this it'll come back to haunt you.

 

[mark ross]

I tried that today only got cuboard skimmed all day am i doin summat wrong ?

I recognise that spelling, is that you d*m**o ??

 

[warriorupnorth]

I tried that today only got cuboard skimmed all day am i doin summat wrong ?

Yeh you got outa bed

 

[bodplasterer]

I used a ladle once to round a swimming pool worked a treat, but the mrs went potty when she realised I'd nicked her ladle.

 

[beddy]

that aint d*m**o. he wouldnt skim a cupboard in a week let alone a day

 

[JamieMac]

if u cant do it using fibre tape.how would u have handled jute skrim.

 

[totallyplastered]

Why don't you gust do it the old way and skimm yer cracks.Failing that stick yer head in a bucket of plaster.

 

[NPS]

food dye in the pva pmsl

 

[mark ross]

After finishing a nicely twitched internal, finely tune with a light flick of the dogs cock brush ..

 

[bumpyjoe]

Best one i have heard is a hand full of dottin in ur finish to re***d it and it works but i found it stays fatty for ages !!!!!

 

[speedy]

best tip ive got is, ask the client wot colur paint the going to paint the room!!get the paint for them then add the paint to your setting mix!

 

[NPS]

ive found if you put anything in your mix it makes it go off far too quick

 

[asb]

dont knoew about the carpet g lue?but a bit of finish mixed in with pva shows exactly where youve rolled on.

 

[hector]

the people on this forum get crazier,i cant tell whose on the wind up.

crazy owls crazy if this were a builders merchants i would take my debt elsewhere, red lorry yellow lorry red lorry yellow lorry

 

[flat boy skim]

here's another top tip:

Keep a tin of paint the same colour as plaster in your van or estate car:rps_wink:
Then any bits you miss on the plasterboard just touch them up with a brush.
Then collect your wonga:rps_thumbup:

******* quality mate lol