2 days for Boris

[tapit]

Grass snake mate. I've got some video of them, if only we could put such things on here.

I could do it for you but there would have to be a trailer about tape.

 

[Bartholomew]

Grass snake mate. I've got some video of them, if only we could put such things on here.

Snake came across my path today...first this year

 

[ChrispyUK]

Otters don't kill Eastern Europeans?

Theres some big f**k**g otters about!

 

[Ftp321]

That's why I spent 10k on a fence designed to keep otters out mate.

Bloody hell

 

[Stevieo]

That's because I'm not a plasterer

Roses are red
Tapit is thick
Stay at home
You f**k**g prick

 

[essexandy]

Bloody hell

Indeed. And mines only a small place. I've fenced around about five acres, a guy further down the lane has had to fence in about thirty acres. To be fair he stands to make a lot of money from his investment, whereas mine is little more than a hobby.

 

[Ftp321]

Indeed. And mines only a small place. I've fenced around about five acres, a guy further down the lane has had to fence in about thirty acres. To be fair he stands to make a lot of money from his investment, whereas mine is little more than a hobby.

How much did you tell the misses it cost

 

[tapit]

Snake came across my path today...first this year

You met up with @Stevieo ?

 

[tapit]

Roses are red
Tapit is thick
Stay at home
You f**k**g prick
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[Dollar]

Wonder if BJ will be eligible for that
Extra £10k that all mp are getting to work from home

Your welcome

 

[Stevieo]

@smoother09 he's back!

 

[Stevieo]

You met up with @Stevieo ?

 

[essexandy]

How much did you tell the misses it cost

10k mate. She has supported me every step of the way in me fulfilling my dream.

 

[Dollar]

Your welcome

 

[John j]

Grass snake mate. I've got some video of them, if only we could put such things on here.

I knew it was a grass snake with my eyes shut..............

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f**k**g adder lol

 

[zombie]

10k mate. She has supported me every step of the way in me fulfilling my dream.

Has she got a sister!

 

[essexandy]

Has she got a sister!

She has but I wouldn't wish her on my worst enemy.

 

[John j]

She has but I wouldn't wish her on my worst enemy.

Cheers

 

[tapit]

She has but I wouldn't wish her on my worst enemy.

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[essexandy]

Cheers

Honestly John she'd expect you to work four days a week! Four f**k**g day's I tell you.

 

[John j]

Honestly John she'd expect you to work four days a week! Four f**k**g day's I tell you.

Uffff. The thought.



Morning fatha

 

[Cockney]

You two can’t/not laying in yet just like me. Lol
Morning!!

 

[essexandy]

Uffff. The thought.



Morning fatha

Morning John and @Cockney1
I've got plastering to be getting on with, can't be lazing around in bed.

 

[John j]

You two can’t/not laying in yet just like me. Lol
Morning!!

Morning . I.m bit tender this morning

 

[Cockney]

Morning John and @Cockney1
I've got plastering to be getting on with, can't be lazing around in bed.

Anything interesting?

 

[Cockney]

Morning . I.m bit tender this morning

Smashed the cider did you mate, nice brekkie will sort you out.

 

[John j]

Smashed the cider did you mate, nice brekkie will sort you out.

 

[Cockney]

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Is there a packet of bacon hiding under them eggs? Lol

 

[Deleted member 32554]

I had a job on a farm hoeing weeds in a marrow field ( 35 p an hour ) and found a 3' grass snake
I zipped it up in my bag and took it home to show my dad
When I opened the bag it had regurgitated a live frog

The frog was missing one of its back legs

 

[John j]

Is there a packet of bacon hiding under them eggs? Lol

4 rashers . Eggs were shite though from local shop

 

[essexandy]

Morning . I.m bit tender this morning

Has she been a bit rough with you again John?
You know that you only need to ask and @zombie would step in to give you a break.

 

[essexandy]

Anything interesting?

Just skimming round this stuff.

 

[Cockney]

4 rashers . Eggs were shite though from local shop

It’ll sort you’re head and fill you’re belly good mate!
BBQ today?

 

[essexandy]

4 rashers . Eggs were shite though from local shop

I feel like a right pauper sitting here eating my cornflakes.

 

[Cockney]

Just skimming round this stuff.View attachment 47219

Ahh the nice Fiddly piddly stuff, are you in you’re cottage today then?