we had a lab once a few years ago (old business partnership) and the other spread was tearing strips out of him all day, on lunch break the lab lost it and picked up the other spread and smashed him through a load of caber floor, they had a tear up and it got broke up and everything was sweet again.
later on in the day the other spread decided to attack the lab and poured a fresh mix down the inside of his trousers, it went fcuking everywhere, felt so sorry for the fella, the other spread was a c**t though he also threw a trowel full of muck in anouthr labs face from point blank, partially blinded him for life