4 metre high walls.

[Casper]

The finance company called they want their van back.

That was actually good for you. I’ll give you that.

 

[ChrispyUK]

Who kicked bucket over

That’s the sweat dripping off him

 

[Colin 879]

Who kicked bucket over

That would be me loooool

 

[Casper]

That would be me loooool

So f**k*d you didn’t know where yer feet were

 

[John j]

That would be me loooool

We.ve all done it

 

[Casper]

Years ago a guy I was working for asked me if I ever came off the ladders and put my foot in a full bucket. I laughed and said don’t be ridiculous, I’m a pro. 5 minutes later...... splash! Piss all over his carpet

 

[paulf]

That was actually good for you. I’ll give you that.

It was an open goal.

 

[smoother09]

 

[Stevieo]

Years ago a guy I was working for asked me if I ever came off the ladders and put my foot in a full bucket. I laughed and said don’t be ridiculous, I’m a pro. 5 minutes later...... splash! Piss all over his carpet

If you piss in buckets you should empty them out straight away.

 

[Casper]

I’ve been on a job for a week and pissed in the same bucket. Got to get on with the job

 

[Cockney]

I’ve been on a job for a week and pissed in the same bucket. Got to get on with the job

Go to bed wankstain!

We all know you’re going to be scabbing in the morning, f**k**g peasant.

 

[Casper]

Back to the big walls on Monday. Enjoy yer kitchen ceiling tomorrow!!! Peasant

 

[Cockney]

Back to the big walls on Monday. Enjoy yer kitchen ceiling tomorrow!!! Peasant

4am.

 

[Casper]

Zzzzzzz. Don’t stay up too late on your lads PlayStation. Turning night into day lazy cunnt lol

 

[Casper]

Or pornhub. Wankr

 

[The Hobo]

She was too interested in the chippy..lol

did she bring u a fish supper back

 

[essexandy]

That would be me loooool

Better than standing in them.

 

[Stevieo]

Zzzzzzz. Don’t stay up too late on your lads PlayStation. Turning night into day lazy cunnt lol

3am

 

[Casper]

3am

Aye. That’s when he goes to bed

 

[ChrispyUK]

Years ago a guy I was working for asked me if I ever came off the ladders and put my foot in a full bucket. I laughed and said don’t be ridiculous, I’m a pro. 5 minutes later...... splash! Piss all over his carpet

had that too. Couple of mates turned up to me and the pretend gf’s fishing and camping weekend. Trying to convert them to the joys of fishing, but they turned up late afternoon just as it died off.

Ever hooked a duck Chris?

No, never.

Half hour later, reel screamed off, just coinciding with a duck flapping across the top of the lake to an island.

Long story short, carefully reeled it in, untangled it and set it free unharmed.

Felt a right c**t!!

 

[Monkey Boy]

Felt a right coot!!