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[John j]

With my wife and myself at work , the first home would prep and cook our evening meal. this arrangement failed when my wife would stop off at our daughters home for a cup of tea on the way home !

We got a who ever cooks other does tidying up. Which never works as I.m a one dish cook and wife uses ever pot in kitchen.
Plus I clean while its cooking g and eat faster so tidy any way lol

 

[Stevieo]

See Steve, this is why you’re single! If you’d have married me you’d have been buried under the patio a long time ago!

Actually, I've never asked a woman to cook for me. They're better suited to hoovering and stuff. Cooking and dog walking is my job. The rest of it is down to her.

Them's the rules.

 

[The Hobo]

I take photos and always refuse to quote on the day.



He married a workshy dosser and she'd have got the hairy side of my hand for that.

ive got one of them / and no lol

 

[Stevieo]

ive got one of them / and no lol

To be fair, I wouldn't hit her.

I'd set my dog on her.

 

[The Hobo]

To be fair, I wouldn't hit her.

I'd set my dog on her.

she would worry it

 

[Stevieo]

she would worry it

Not Sophie....fuckign thing is so strong, I can't play ragger with her....well I can but I need both hands.

 

[John j]

I don.t mind cooking for me bitch.
Ready in 5 mins @zombie xx

 

[Stevieo]

she would worry it

Slightly off topic, I did enjoy this clip.

The owner was concerned that the dog wouldn't let people touch her food and he had kids.

The answer is simple - don't let kids touch the dog's food - they wouldn't dare anyway.

But no, they get Spikky Gonzales in here to do some dog kung fu and he got savaged by a labrador bitch.

Brilliant.

 

[The Hobo]

Slightly off topic, I did enjoy this clip.

The owner was concerned that the dog wouldn't let people touch her food and he had kids.

The answer is simple - don't let kids touch the dog's food - they wouldn't dare anyway.

But no, they get Spikky Gonzales in here to do some dog kung fu and he got savaged by a labrador bitch.

Brilliant.

f**k**g tube asked for that like taking a gin off my misses