50p

[algeeman]

cost of the ladies toilets in the lake district

for my 4 year boy to write his name

FIN

in his own s**t on the toilet wall

2 old ladies cleaned him up
said what a lovely little lad

wasn't paying another 50p for the girls toilet

 

[Topspread16]

How many coats did he give it Chris?

 

[algeeman]

How many coats did he give it Chris?

he rolled down a church graveyard
got covered in dog s**t

I threw him in lake windermere

then pissed on his sisters going home

 

[Smudger1]

What a guy

 

[Topspread16]

he rolled down a church graveyard
got covered in dog s**t

I threw him in lake windermere

then pissed on his sisters going home

I do wonder where he gets his habits from.

 

[algeeman]

What a guy

I remember el chapo
@essexandy said enjoy him
After having 3 daughters

hes f**k**g ruthless

 

[essexandy]

I remember el chapo
@essexandy said enjoy him
After having 3 daughters

hes f**k**g ruthless

Where did he get the idea to write his name using shite?

 

[algeeman]

Where did he get the idea to write his name using shite?

f**k knows

I wanted to call him frank