A plasterer’s life poem

[algeeman]

Be careful been on the booze for too long mate, after a while it can mess with ya brain and make ya paranoid and stuff, think that your missus is getting creampied by dpd driver etc. A good month without beer and the world feels a better place and vibrant. Its then you look back and think how the hell did i use to function.

thanks ..
but I'm G**

 

[algeeman]

Honestly, sink back super skol for a week mate and you will be sticking newspaper on the windows. Alcohol is head gear if on it alot.

some woman shouldn't drink

 

[algeeman]

Be careful been on the booze for too long mate, after a while it can mess with ya brain and make ya paranoid and stuff, think that your missus is getting creampied by dpd driver etc. A good month without beer and the world feels a better place and vibrant. Its then you look back and think how the hell did i use to function.

il drop her off tomorrow

 

[JessThePlasterer]

I bet @JessThePlasterer can add a few lines

I already wrote one but it made marshy fall out with me

 

[John j]

Be careful been on the booze for too long mate, after a while it can mess with ya brain and make ya paranoid and stuff, think that your missus is getting creampied by dpd driver etc. A good month without beer and the world feels a better place and vibrant. Its then you look back and think how the hell did i use to function.

Mate you could stitch @algeeman mouth shut and he.s drink it through his eyes.

 

[Gettingpeggedbyaragni]

I already wrote one but it made marshy fall out with me

Carbon or stainless? Quick fire question

 

[Gettingpeggedbyaragni]

Mate you could stitch @algeeman mouth shut and he.s drink it through his eyes.

Carbon or stainless john?

 

[John j]

Carbon or stainless? Quick fire question

If ye mam wasnt ye mam would you f**k her . Quick fire question

 

[Gettingpeggedbyaragni]

If ye mam wasnt ye mam would you f**k her . Quick fire question

Would people find out? If no then yes i would

 

[John j]

Would people find out? If no then yes i would

Pictures of ye mam

 

[Gettingpeggedbyaragni]

Pictures of ye mam

Shes got a soft spot for gingers mate

 

[John j]

Shes got a soft spot for gingers mate

I know

 

[paulf]

Pictures of ye mam

Probably

 

[John j]

Probably
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Wtf is that

 

[paulf]

Wtf is that

@Gettingpeggedbyaragni mum/dad.

 

[tapit]

We spread it here we spread it there we spread it almost everywhere.
We even spread when lay in our bed although only till woken.
Our time will come when when we are far from young and looking back will say.
i'm glad that Danny banned that c'unt whose name should not be spoken.