Annoying quips

[mikeadams1985]

"Did you get any on the walls" - whilst glaring at my trousers coverd in plaster from casting

(im a fibrous plasterer, not plasterer, So no **** off)

 

[carlos]

"You can fill your bucket from the bath"

 

[FrankNewman275]

My father/uncle/grandad use to run cornice in-situ


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[Nisus]

"You can fill your bucket from the bath"

Worked at an old biddys house once & told her i'd need some water, anyway went to get some stuff out the van come back in she was carrying a small bucket of hers with water from kitchen sink & said will that be enough love :RpS_lol:

 

[kebab king]

Are you better than PTP.

 

[Jace]

Worked at an old biddys house once & told her i'd need some water, anyway went to get some stuff out the van come back in she was carrying a small bucket of hers with water from kitchen sink & said will that be enough love :RpS_lol:

haha i had to work in some somalians house at the begining of the year and when i said wheres the water she came back with a glass full, when i told her thats not enough she had a pop at me saying she was on a meter and diddnt want me using loads of water haha.

 

[mikeadams1985]

My father/uncle/grandad use to run cornice in-situ

HA! "Ive run a bit of cornice back in me day, just didnt fancy this, too busy"

 

[Nisus]

Are you better than PTP.

Yes.

 

[Arti]

If you have any spare plaster left can you just ............................

I'm on a water meter you know...........................

Can you artex??

 

[spunky]

I used to be a plasterer ......don't do ceilings though....

 

[mikeadams1985]

"i didnt realise you would need the room emptying.."

 

[beddy]

When customers say I bet you're good at icing cakes or thats a big cake mixer I used to just laugh and say yeah yeah. Now I look at them confused and say 'I dont get it?' And no matter how much they explain just say no I don't get it lol

 

[SPREADS]

"I plastered that shed out there myself ,"Yea it fooking looks like it too ,you ****


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[wayflex1]

When you give a fella a price and he says ,I just ask the wife,lol

 

[SPREADS]

If you have any spare plaster left can you just ............................

Just when you've washed your tools and are packing up
no I fooking can't just do the patch upstairs ,under the stairs ,in the bathroom out in the shed or fooking anywhere else ,I did the fooking job you asked ,now fook off and pay me


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[jamesthefirst]

Are you on your own?
When will you be finished?
how long before we can woodchip it!!? :RpS_unsure:

 

[stuy]

its only a couple of buckets 3 hrs £40 ok? and when can i paint it the following day?!!!!!!!!!

 

[beddy]

Itll probably only take half an hour

 

[bubbles65]

Ha ha yeah......... "It'll not take you long"

Or............"Are you a spackle plasterer?" :RpS_unsure:

 

[beddy]

Does anyone else hear the phrase glass plasterer

 

[Nisus]

When you turn up to reskim a room you quoted for & they say:

"oh & we've had a few extra sockets fitted (yeah feckin 6 with chases everywhere) & some moved (ffs!) & taken the 7" skirting off as were having 5" back on (bag or 2 of hardwall to patch up bottom of wall where old plasters all come away) :RpS_cursing:

 

[leebo02]

just put your second coat on and the customer says oh you've finished already,,,,

 

[doofer]

Heard that one a few times :RpS_laugh: Why dont i take time away from my family and do it for free!!

 

[doofer]

"We're on a tight budget.............
Could you do it when we're on holiday"?

Heard that one a few times :RpS_laugh: why dont i take time away from my family and do it for free!

 

[jesssop]

Help your self to tea and biscuits.

I like coffee and hate ginger nuts

 

[doofer]

Heard that one a few times :RpS_laugh: Why dont i take time away from my family and do it for free!!

Only just figured the reply with quote thing derrr...

 

[doofer]

Im surprised no one has said "Youve missed a bit"

 

[Jurek]

can you do it any cheaper? we've had a cheaper quote but would rather go with you...:RpS_sneaky:

no. i can't.

 

[Arti]

Does anyone else hear the phrase glass plasterer

is that cos you shatter there dreams with ya rough finish...................:RpS_wink:

 

[jamesthefirst]

just put your second coat on and the customer says oh you've finished already,,,,

They say that after my first coat, its that good.

 

[Arti]

:rolleyes)

 

[Jurek]

do i need to put pva on it before i paint it ......:RpS_confused:

 

[SPREADS]

do i need to put pva on it before i paint it ......:RpS_confused:

Jesus yea ,ask the painter


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[jesssop]

would you like cash or cheque?

 

[beddy]

You don't hang around! When all youve done is scratched on a wall lol