Awkward render job!

[Nisus]

Harsh mate ,the man is at the top of his game :RpS_mad:

Thanks Keith at least you spotted the time served quality mate :RpS_thumbup:

 

[keithuk]

Thanks Keith at least you spotted the time served quality mate :RpS_thumbup:

i can say i have never seen render like that mate :RpS_thumbup:

 

[Nisus]

i can say i have never seen render like that mate :RpS_thumbup:

Thanks mate, 22 years experience right there in them pics :RpS_thumbsup:

 

[Nisus]

Use Darby as your trowel ?

Ok mate thanks where can I buy a Darby? Homebase etc? :RpS_unsure:

 

[Nisus]

In museum of plastering. If not in case, use straight edge

Cheers mate :RpS_thumbup:
@irish_spread taught me how to render years ago & he never mentioned a Darby or a straight edge mate :RpS_unsure:
Think he was more interested in getting finished before pub opened :RpS_unsure:

 

[Fatarm]

Use a putz multisolve spattyskim.:RpS_thumbup:

looks good so far tho marra:RpS_thumbup:

 

[jesssop]

Get on the roof and tip it down the wall

 

[Nisus]

Why did you not just explain that you could not reach it and just finish with a stop bead on the return. It would have given it a nice finish.

Because I thought I was thinner than I was when I quoted the job :-(

 

[Wallm0nkey]

That finish is pretty spectacular to achieve the same do I need a newfangled ultraflex stainless serated speed plastic spatula?

 

[Nisus]

That finish is pretty spectacular to achieve the same do I need a newfangled ultraflex stainless serated speed plastic spatula?

Thanks mate took me years to learn that finish :RpS_thumbup:
All you need is one thick coat of render & a sponge

 

[user__removed]

I would be so pleased if I could get that finish, been trying for 20yrs and never get results like that! If only you could show me sometime.

 

[Nisus]

I would be so pleased if I could get that finish, been trying for 20yrs and never get results like that! If only you could show me sometime.

Thanks mate yeah I'm thinking of doing some DVDs or maybe even start a YouTube channel for now to show how to get your rendering spot on with my secret technique :RpS_thumbup:

 

[Nisus]

Here's a tip for you rendering newbies, save pounds by using washing up liquid instead of expensive plasticisers it does the same job & smells beautiful & lemon fresh, the customers love it :RpS_thumbup:
But don't tell them you've nicked it from their kitchen lol :RpS_biggrin:

More tips next Sunday morning

 

[user__removed]

Thanks mate yeah I'm thinking of doing some DVDs or maybe even start a YouTube channel for now to show how to get your rendering spot on with my secret technique :RpS_thumbup:

You should do the youtube thing then all us pro's can finally get that so desired finish.
Make the people of Britain smile!

 

[Nisus]

You should do the youtube thing then all us pro's can finally get that so desired finish.
Make the people of Britain smile!

Cheers yeah give it 2 more years & you too will achieve my 22 year perfected finish

 

[Rhys]

Bit of cheap renderboard.... some sticks like sh*t on the back..... the blocks are covered!

......not sure how to render it afterwards though.....? someone a bit more experienced will help....

Great to see your rendering is coming on though! your early stuff was rough.....

Render the board first then stick it on, you can render it anytime then

 

[3kids1dog]

I just did awkward render job just over the boarder in Galashiels . Customer paid me before they went on holiday. Just before I finished I left the cross of st George right across the gable and a Yorkshire rose. An angry jock shouted up at the scaffold asking me what the hell I was doing and he knows the number of the customer and he's gonna phone em . I said go ahead you scotch cxxt. It won't matter after next Thursdays referendum. Plus they've gone for a fortnight. And with all the artic loads of blocks turning up right along hadrians wall they'll never get me. Also got a few funny looks from neighbours when i sang auld lang syne at top of me voice whilst packing me gear away

 

[jamesthefirst]

This renderer I know would have got in that space.

 

[irish_spread]

Paul Clamp plastering based in sunny Doncaster may be able to squeeze that job in for you mate :RpS_thumbup:

 

[Arti]

:RpS_laugh:

 

[Nisus]

Paul Clamp plastering based in sunny Doncaster may be able to squeeze that job in for you mate :RpS_thumbup:

Lol :RpS_thumbsup: