Bank holiday

[Arti]

Where did you get the unicorn from cos the bairn is after one

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[irish_spread]

Where did you get the unicorn from cos the bairn is after one

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Swapped him for my pedigree rocking horse

 

[irish_spread]

UPDATE

Texts started coming thick and fast at 8.30, where am I etc. Put phone on silent and didn't answer.
At 1pm texted him, sorry I couldn't make it, the unicorn escaped during the night and we had to use my unmanned manned flying drone to try find him.

5pm he turns his phone back on texts that I'm only using that as an excuse but he hopes I find it anyway.

5.30 I reply that I'm willing to pay him 15 pounds compensation for not turning up and for him having to fix the coving himself.

5.45 he replies I should use the £15 to treat my son.

I reply that I'm not treating my son cos he never tied up the unicorn last night and now I've lost £25 days wages.

He's still texting now....

 

[zolco]

Bloody brilliant

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[Nisus]

UPDATE

Texts started coming thick and fast at 8.30, where am I etc. Put phone on silent and didn't answer.
At 1pm texted him, sorry I couldn't make it, the unicorn escaped during the night and we had to use my unmanned manned flying drone to try find him.

5pm he turns his phone back on texts that I'm only using that as an excuse but he hopes I find it anyway.

5.30 I reply that I'm willing to pay him 15 pounds compensation for not turning up and for him having to fix the coving himself.

5.45 he replies I should use the £15 to treat my son.

I reply that I'm not treating my son cos he never tied up the unicorn last night and now I've lost £25 days wages.

He's still texting now....

PMSL

 

[roryston]

UPDATE

Texts started coming thick and fast at 8.30, where am I etc. Put phone on silent and didn't answer.
At 1pm texted him, sorry I couldn't make it, the unicorn escaped during the night and we had to use my unmanned manned flying drone to try find him.

5pm he turns his phone back on texts that I'm only using that as an excuse but he hopes I find it anyway.

5.30 I reply that I'm willing to pay him 15 pounds compensation for not turning up and for him having to fix the coving himself.

5.45 he replies I should use the £15 to treat my son.

I reply that I'm not treating my son cos he never tied up the unicorn last night and now I've lost £25 days wages.

He's still texting now....

I believe the unicorn has escaped

 

[irish_spread]

I believe the unicorn has escaped

Was going to say to him I'm worried because a massive hole has opened up at the end of my road. Police are looking into it

 

[Nisus]

 

[vfr12]

Imagine the faces of the people when he starts to explain how lucky he is and how sorry he feels for you!

 

[irish_spread]

Imagine the faces of the people when he starts to explain how lucky he is and how sorry he feels for you! [emoji38]

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[Pagey]

Trying to post while laughing so much is a challenge funniest thing I've read in ages

 

[Danny]

That's it mate, always something to do ove always been the same with my 4x4's I always say I'm just going to lift it this time and put tyres on...

Love being on.the spanners though so relaxing

hahah yup it is relaxing especially teh sound of the torque wrench click