JessThePlasterer
Queen Jess Elizabeth I
I can barely contain my excitement
You need to drop one in and then sit on your throne Jess. Guaranteed a shiny, lemon fresh fanny.
If only I had a dishwasher, I'd definitely give it a go ! I may well have to nick one from a customer, purely in the name of research.
Need more then one tabYou need to drop one in and then sit on your throne Jess. Guaranteed a shiny, lemon fresh fanny.
Is it dishwasher safe though.Guaranteed a shiny, lemon fresh fanny.
Have you not seen confessions of a plumber.So what happened next ?
Was that on father Ted?Have you not seen confessions of a plumber.
Down with that sort of thing.Was that on father Ted?
You need to drop one in and then sit on your throne Jess. Guaranteed a shiny, lemon fresh fanny.
You on here 5 53 on Xmas eveSomething f**k**g wrong there
He’s got a bog lid to stipple.You on here 5 53 on Xmas eve
You can call me mommy
That’s also known as a Glasgow dummy titVirgin rang me today to sell me broadband, they have a special offer on with O2 - boradband plus O2 and includes a free Greggs Sausage roll every Friday. Had a good laugh with the sales rep but it's genuine part of the deal.
I thought that was you.That’s also known as a Glasgow dummy tit
Welcome to 2023.I'm also known as a Glasgow dummy tit
Pgf would kick your head in.
How about this one?
Pgf would kick your head in.
How about this one?
Don’t be too long!I will get back to you
I've got a treat for you.I will get back to you
As if I would!Don’t take the bait @ Chrispy
What?I've got a treat for you.