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[PhilPlaster]

No ones takin my title belt never mind skiming round light fittings , I skim over em. Makes the bulb look like an energy saver ;D

 

[kebab king]

lol, i lost some sockets on a reskim last week,

 

[S a plastering]

when on stilts it does my fruit in when they say oooooh you just need some long trousers to go over them or have you ever fancied joining the circus lol fook off

 

[spunky]

we were working in a house and the girl asked my mate if he wanted a cup of tea,...............he goes yeah and a bacon sandwich ;D

 

[lewisricekrispy]

Mate of mine done a couple of bits extra and when asked how much he wanted, he said 'just give us a drink'. They brought him out a cup of tea

 

[warriorupnorth]

You've just finished a room skim and started clearing up and the old dear say's could you just do this little patch in the other room, i don't mind paying a bit extra :

 

[ADS]

when on stilts it does my fruit in when they say oooooh you just need some long trousers to go over them or have you ever fancied joining the circus lol (german word) off

I tell em it took 5 years at clown school to learn to use them and i can only wear long trousers if i'm in an official clown role or the clown union will come down on me like a ton of rubber bricks!
Or just f*ck off,if i've heard it for the 10th time that day.

 

[ADS]

Q.Isn't plastering an art?
A.Yep,so pay me Damien Hirst money for pushing pink mud up against a wall!