SpankySouthport
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Well done mAte tomorrow he will be teaching you how to lick the wall instead of flicking water on it as it reduces monkey toes
BG to supersede uni finish
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Well done mAte tomorrow he will be teaching you how to lick the wall instead of flicking water on it as it reduces monkey toes
JessThePlasterer
Queen Jess Elizabeth I
I've just nearly pissed myself! :RpS_lol:
Arti
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Some pelvic floor exercises should help with that......:RpS_thumbup:
SpankySouthport
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JessThePlasterer
Queen Jess Elizabeth I
not an ozzy, just a hard-core english grafter! Don't even go the bog I just piss myself and keeping spreading. why go the bog when you can tenna-lady it up??
SpankySouthport
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I'm with ya there! That'll be why my walls always stink of piss
Rossi46
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There's more to this Minh(Ming) fella than he's crackin on. Where's he getting these bits of information? Why is he promoting uni finish? He's saying there's another product coming through and singing BG's praises etc etc etc. Ever since he came on here he didn't strike me as another plasterer. Didn't he say he had some sort of science degree??? Hmmmmm.
Is it just me or does anyone think he's a BG spy?!
Is it just me or does anyone think he's a BG spy?!
Arti
Well-Known Member
dont know about science degree but he's defo got a first class honours in being a knobjockey
johniosaif
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He (Minh) is a she, she is a teacher I think and plasters too, I expect a teacher in a plastering college.Possibly had a BG rep at the school..Conspiracy theories welcome...
Arti
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you seem to be well informed johnio...............al sounds a bit suspect to me.................where's the bat phone to get hold of nailswater........................:RpS_unsure:
johniosaif
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I , on the other hand am a simple plaster, who communicates in grunts and nods, uh uh uh,,,,
JessThePlasterer
Queen Jess Elizabeth I
tinker, tailor, soldier, spy??!
JessThePlasterer
Queen Jess Elizabeth I
I think minh is definitely a bloke. He has a certain attitude only found in some blokes. He seemed alright just a bit too intense maybe.
JessThePlasterer
Queen Jess Elizabeth I
who's ******?
JessThePlasterer
Queen Jess Elizabeth I
******
JessThePlasterer
Queen Jess Elizabeth I
?? why can't i say d.omino?
SpankySouthport
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My thought exactly to much of a vagina (apologies Jess) for the sites I've been on... Would have got persecuted without doubt.
Arti
Well-Known Member
he's like voldermort....you cant say his name.............d.omino is ...............erm...............very special, shall we say...............:RpS_unsure:
Fatarm
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Its a Mark of respect jess .:RpS_wink:
finefinishwales
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Selco delivered to me today asked him about uni he says it's flying out lol when pushed he did say thy have had a lot back.
SpankySouthport
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Flying out in to the skip :RpS_laugh:
JessThePlasterer
Queen Jess Elizabeth I
well thats cleared that up thanks fellas! So glad I'm no longer confused.......
And no worries spanky, if someones a vagina feel free to tell it how it is :RpS_thumbup:
And no worries spanky, if someones a vagina feel free to tell it how it is :RpS_thumbup:
Minh
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:flapper: :flapper: :flapper: :flapper: :flapper: :flapper:
LOL. It's been a while since I had such a good laugh. So, let me get this straight, I'm a female scientist who works for BG? Did you also know that I designed the first commercially viable fusion reactor? :RpS_laugh:
Sometimes when I go fishing I have no idea what I'm going to catch. Choice of bait is important, so I orchestrated a few threads that would lure fish towards some tasty morsels. What a catch! So many hungry fish who couldn't resist the temptation of sinking their teeth into a wriggling worm :RpS_laugh:
It's going to be fun having me around! :RpS_lol:
LOL. It's been a while since I had such a good laugh. So, let me get this straight, I'm a female scientist who works for BG? Did you also know that I designed the first commercially viable fusion reactor? :RpS_laugh:
Sometimes when I go fishing I have no idea what I'm going to catch. Choice of bait is important, so I orchestrated a few threads that would lure fish towards some tasty morsels. What a catch! So many hungry fish who couldn't resist the temptation of sinking their teeth into a wriggling worm :RpS_laugh:
It's going to be fun having me around! :RpS_lol:
Rossi46
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Your insane!
Minh
Member
There's lots of banter in the Plasterers Arms
BG are still releasing a new product this year. We'll have to wait and see whether it meets our expectations :RpS_biggrin:
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