Blind plasterer required

[pinz]

I work with a one eyed plasterer if that helps?


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[irish_spread]

I work with a one eyed plasterer if that helps?

Yes mate, that might work !!!!

If let's say, he was accidentally pepper sprayed in his good eye the viewers could see his eyes streaming and he could then put on blind glasses and skim a ceiling. I'll get onto my mate tomorrow, I'm a bit to tipsy to ring him now

 

[pinz]

It would be funny if he was on stilts lol


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[irish_spread]

It would be funny if he was on stilts lol

is he a horrible c**t then ?

 

[pinz]

It would be funny if he was on stilts lol

is he a horrible c**t then ?

No he's sound he loves his job as much as me and most plasterers


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[irish_spread]

Pmsl :RpS_scared:

 

[leebo02]

could you not just film me plastering in a house at night with all the lights out :RpS_cool:

 

[irish_spread]

could you not just film me plastering in a house at night with all the lights out :RpS_cool:

I like your thinking,

How much do you charge per night ?

Obviously paying day work rates

 

[leebo02]

I like your thinking,

How much do you charge per night ?

Obviously paying day work rates

i could do it for £275 a night plus good accident insurance,, do the film crew have infrared cameras ?

 

[Jurek]

i could do it for £275 a night plus good accident insurance,, do the film crew have infrared cameras ?

it would be too scary, man. like the plasterers forum project :RpS_scared:


what about eddie the eagle? if you took his glasses off hed be blind :RpS_unsure:

 

[jesssop]

wtf are you talking about?

 

[jesssop]

i think you have mental health problems

 

[Jurek]

wtf are you talking about?

:RpS_sneaky:

 

[jesssop]

:-0

 

[Arti]

or that irish fella with the GAMMY HAND THAT USED TO BE ON GAME FOR A LAUGH

was jeremy beadle irish........................:RpS_confused:

 

[irish_spread]

What you have against blind and deaf as I get the flack when I used the word cancer. Some guys from Bullington Club or forum's own Mystique Seven ? It could go on but channel 4 is bound to health and safety regarding to blind plasterer which is health hazard as cannot see the hazard lying around whilst deaf can see everything???

To overcome this I personally would make sure there weren't many cables or loose floorboards in the room.
Know what you're saying re Health and Safety issues so obviously we would get him to sign a disclaimer saying that we wouldn't be liable for tripping him up etc

 

[irish_spread]

What you have against blind and deaf as I get the flack when I used the word cancer. Some guys from Bullington Club or forum's own Mystique Seven ? It could go on but channel 4 is bound to health and safety regarding to blind plasterer which is health hazard as cannot see the hazard lying around whilst deaf can see everything???

I should also add that I have nothing against blind and deaf plasterers. Dont you remember I offered you the position first in 'another' area. Did you ask you're mrs if she'd pepper spray you ? I'm sure she wouldn't mind

 

[leebo02]

Dont forget to include stilts in the disclaimer

 

[jamesthefirst]

If the blind lead the blind both may fall into the ditch.
He who would rule must hear and be deaf, see and be blind.

 

[jesssop]

 

[puddove]

Hi guys

An opportunity has arisen for a blind or blind and deaf plasterer for a proposed Channel 4 documentary. It would be helpfull if you had a sighted labourer and a 2 and 1 gang would attract a premium.
This vacancy is open to all UK residents, bot not those in the Northern part of Ireland.
South Eastern applicants will be given preference, closer to London the better.
Pm me for more details

Thanks in advance

i'm bald blind and deaf would that be an advantage :RpS_thumbsup:

 

[Olican]

i'm bald blind and deaf would that be an advantage :RpS_thumbsup:

I have difficulty getting an erection would that be an advantage? :RpS_thumbsup:

 

[irish_spread]

i'm bald blind and deaf would that be an advantage :RpS_thumbsup:

You could be the person for the follow up documentary, Bald,Blind &Deaf, external rendering in Saudi Arabia

 

[irish_spread]

I have difficulty getting an erection would that be an advantage? :RpS_thumbsup:

You had no problem 9 months ago

 

[irish_spread]

And you won't need an erection for the next 12 :RpS_laugh:

 

[Olican]

And you won't need an erection for the next 12 :RpS_laugh:

Redtube tube8 pornhub.......oh I think I'll be getting plenty of action. :flapper:

....on my own mind you :-(

 

[Jurek]

was jeremy beadle irish........................:RpS_confused:

:RpS_blushing: ffs. was thinking of that other one ff going for gold. used to say "what am i ..."

 

[jeanclaudevangyproc]

Well most company's must price jobs blind judging by what they offer so maybe it's the way forward

 

[thehawk]

Could you send me that in brail ...

 

[puddove]

And you won't need an erection for the next 12 :RpS_laugh:

years :RpS_scared::RpS_lol:

 

[irish_spread]

Hey fellow masons, my phone isn't working. FaceTime at 8pm everyone ? (Super members area)
Need to get some stuff sorted :RpS_sleep: