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algeeman

algeeman

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She's adding up my gambling transactions...

So I was thinking what star out of 5 would you give yourself for plastering ??

Because you all think your god's gift when your all full of shiit.

I give myself 2 star because I think plastering is a poofters game.

I'd give myself another 1 star for gamblng and 4 for drinking.

So I'm a 5 star plasterer !!

Where do you lot stand ??
 
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algeeman said:
Don't be daft lifes to short...
There upset no matter what happens.
Where do you stand mate on the star chart ??
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Well I aint a plasterer even though I have done olde worlde type what you in Uk call rendering...............Twasnt too bad and still on wall after 16 years.

It makes your arm ache so I wouldnt do it...........plus the mrs was my labourer and we nearly fecking killed each other with heavy things launched in both directions.

So I will pass on this one.
 
algeeman said:
She's adding up my gambling transactions...

So I was thinking what star out of 5 would you give yourself for plastering ??

Because you all think your god's gift when your all full of shiit.

I give myself 2 star because I think plastering is a poofters game.

I'd give myself another 1 star for gamblng and 4 for drinking.

So I'm a 5 star plasterer !!

Where do you lot stand ??
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No points for me - two walls at a time. Good enough to kid the customer but not a proper plasterer

Fortunately, I have other talents.
 
satan said:
Well I aint a plasterer even though I have done olde worlde type what you in Uk call rendering...............Twasnt too bad and still on wall after 16 years.

It makes your arm ache so I wouldnt do it...........plus the mrs was my labourer and we nearly fecking killed each other with heavy things launched in both directions.

So I will pass on this one.
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Just made unicorn milk.
For the kids warm milk n spoonful of sugar....fuuckers still won't let me get pissed in peace lol
 
algeeman said:
Just made unicorn milk.
For the kids warm milk n spoonful of sugar....fuuckers still won't let me get pissed in peace lol
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More to the point why is your mrs checking on your spending? What is she wanting to buy herself?

Just remind her its you who works and keeps her and shes changed since you first met her.

That should make sure she wont speak to you for rest of week.
 
algeeman said:
Don't be daft lifes to short...
There upset no matter what happens.
Where do you stand mate on the star chart ??
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I heard a quote other day bout relationships.
It said men spend the whole time thinking a women will never change women spend it thinking the man will change lol
Nail on head
Betting 1 star only do lotto scratch cards and national.
Plastering 2 star as since being on here learnt theres loads I don't know.
Drinking 3 to 4 star I.m a tired drunk . Nice I get to a point it could cost me 1000 to do it in taxi.s but i always get back to me bed.
 
John j said:
I heard a quote other day bout relationships.
It said men spend the whole time thinking a women will never change women spend it thinking the man will change lol
Nail on head
Betting 1 star only do lotto scratch cards and national.
Plastering 2 star as since being on here learnt theres loads I don't know.
Drinking 3 to 4 star I.m a tired drunk . Nice I get to a point it could cost me 1000 to do it in taxi.s but i always get back to me bed.
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Married.

Women get married hoping he'll change. Men get married hoping she won't.

The blocker man is here today with three weeks money for me so I can'rt see much getting done this afternoon.

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