BREAKING NEWS, P1 and TAPIT TAPE COLLABORATION.

[smoother09]

u got a bog roll on your dash board too

Once used a wonder wipe to wipe my ass! This is not recommended!

 

[Danny]

Once used a wonder wipe to wipe my ass! This is not recommended!

I accidentally used toilet cleaner wipes... ooooh the pain

 

[Stevieo]

I accidentally used toilet cleaner wipes... ooooh the pain

Jaycloths not.much good either.

 

[The Hobo]

Once used a wonder wipe to wipe my ass! This is not recommended!

grease proof papers no good

 

[John j]

Once used a wonder wipe to wipe my ass! This is not recommended!

Once used Johnson's fake tan instead of johnson baby lotion when pissed for bit of back door fun . Burns . Funny thing did same f**k**g thing 2 weeks later

 

[Cockney]

Once used Johnson's fake tan instead of johnson baby lotion when pissed for bit of back door fun . Burns . Funny thing did same f**k**g thing 2 weeks later

What was darker you’re knob or the s**t on it?

 

[tapit]

Once used Johnson's fake tan instead of johnson baby lotion when pissed for bit of back door fun . Burns . Funny thing did same f**k**g thing 2 weeks later

you obviously liked it.

 

[John j]

What was darker you’re knob or the s**t on it?

Me hands lol. Second time I knew straight away and just thought you stupid b*****d

 

[Cockney]

Me hands lol. Second time I knew straight away and just thought you stupid b*****d

Them were the days a mate!

 

[John j]

Them were the days a mate!

Was with ex . Other then that she was shite. Lol

 

[lurpak]

Me hands lol. Second time I knew straight away and just thought you stupid b*****d

Did he get upset

 

[Vincey]

Have a look on there site before judging I think you will find they cater very well for our trade! See what you think!

Agree I get nearly all my online stuff from them , there green upvc tape is better a lot better than blue and the site is super easy to use

 

[Stevieo]

Once used Johnson's fake tan instead of johnson baby lotion when pissed for bit of back door fun . Burns . Funny thing did same f**k**g thing 2 weeks later

Once did similar. Messing about with fake tan when I was pilled up. Woke up in morning with bright orange hands and had to walk about like that for a month.

Lad in school put boot polish on his face for and army cadet thing one weekend. Still had a black face on Monday morning and his dad sent him to school anyway.

 

[smoother09]

Once did similar. Messing about with fake tan when I was pilled up. Woke up in morning with bright orange hands and had to walk about like that for a month.

Lad in school put boot polish on his face for and army cadet thing one weekend. Still had a black face on Monday morning and his dad sent him to school anyway.

Racist!

 

[Mouldyoldspudgun]

grease proof papers no good

That’s what we used to have in the toilets at junior school, thank it was made by Izal

 

[John j]

Halloween bout 8 years back . Like I had eyeliner on for a week after

 

[Stevieo]

Halloween bout 8 years back . Like I had eyeliner on for a week afterView attachment 40375

I shaved my head and painted myself blue once. Went on the piss. Couldn't get the body paint out of the hair follicles and had to go to work with a blue head then wear a hat to a week.

 

[Bricktop]

Halloween bout 8 years back . Like I had eyeliner on for a week afterView attachment 40375

You look like you’re only slightly taller than the kitchen base units

 

[John j]

You look like you’re only slightly taller than the kitchen base units

@lurpak took pic lol

 

[Bricktop]

@lurpak took pic lol

The same night the fake tan mishap happened?

 

[Cockney]

You look like you’re only slightly taller than the kitchen base units

They was cheap, came off a job! #squeaky

 

[lurpak]

The same night the fake tan mishap happened?

 

[tapit]

I shaved my head and painted myself blue once. Went on the piss. Couldn't get the body paint out of the hair follicles and had to go to work with a blue head then wear a hat to a week.

Did you go as a bell end?