broken record

[The Hobo]

That’s so bad!!!! .... unless she was the vinegar shoe lady?

im lost

 

[Stevieo]

That’s so bad!!!! .... unless she was the vinegar shoe lady?

No vinegar shoe lady is a model that I worked with .

This was my girlfriend who thought it was okay to sleep when there was work to do.

 

[essexandy]

I’ve just started on the Henry western vintage!View attachment 53875

Is that the 7.2% gear?

 

[JessThePlasterer]

No vinegar shoe lady is a model that I worked with .

This was my girlfriend who thought it was okay to sleep when there was work to do.

Never mind that. Behold my beef and red wine stew! Been in the oven for three years, gonna be gooooood

 

[essexandy]

I honestly cant remember what I posted

You were just taking my place as forum miserable older f**k*r Chris. And doing it quite well.

 

[essexandy]

Never mind that. Behold my beef and red wine stew! Been in the oven for three years, gonna be gooooood

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Crikey you're hungry! Or are you still pretending that Si hasn't run off with someone better?

 

[Stevieo]

Never mind that. Behold my beef and red wine stew! Been in the oven for three years, gonna be gooooood

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I'll see your two bowls of upside down stew and raise you my four gallon pot

 

[tapit]

can't find my phone charger

Dropped it on the floor of your last job, never find it again.

 

[JessThePlasterer]

Crikey you're hungry! Or are you still pretending that Si hasn't run off with someone better?

Actually I’m stingy, they’re cereal bowls lol!

and no he hasn’t because is impossible!

 

[paulf]

Is that the 7.2% gear?

I'll tell you what it is, instant heartburn.

 

[paulf]

I'll see your two bowls of upside down stew and raise you my four gallon pot

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You've left your hammer in it.

 

[essexandy]

Actually I’m stingy, they’re cereal bowls lol!

and no he hasn’t because is impossible!

His mum wanted him to marry someone else.














Anyone else.

 

[JessThePlasterer]

His mum wanted him to marry someone else.














Anyone else.

Ha! Ironically I’ve spent the last ten years telling him his mum pays me to be with him. He doesn’t like that

 

[Vincey]

Speedskim St and Nela carbon

 

[smoother09]

Is that the 7.2% gear?

8.2

 

[paulf]

Speedskim St and Nela carbon

Keep up old bean we've moved on to strange marriage and cooking.

 

[paulf]

8.2

And a free bottle of gaviscon.

 

[MakeItSmooth]

Yes I am. I tried to wake her but she wasn't having it

And a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.

Maybe she was busy fitting windows..

 

[ChrispyUK]

And a free bottle of gaviscon.

Now there’s a drink.

 

[paulf]

Now there’s a drink.

Peppermint or aniseed.

 

[smoother09]

I actually love gaviscon it chalky o like that!

 

[ChrispyUK]

Peppermint or aniseed.

Not quite there yet, but on the odd weekend could do with some.

 

[paulf]

Not quite there yet, but on the odd weekend could do with some.

I was asking for advice.

 

[ChrispyUK]

I was asking for advice.

Peppermint. I have had it years ago, but not recently, so can’t remember. Works well though. Occasionally buy the odd packet of Rennie when I’m back on the meths.

 

[paulf]

Peppermint. I have had it years ago, but not recently, so can’t remember. Works well though. Occasionally buy the odd packet of Rennie when I’m back on the bucks fizz.

Thanks.

 

[JessThePlasterer]

I was asking for advice.

Drop of hot water in your whiskey..... no heartburn.

I really want to say you’re welcome but Dollar ruined that for everyone in the galaxy

 

[paulf]

Drop of hot gaviscon in your whiskey..... no heartburn.

I really want to say you’re welcome but Dollar ruined that for everyone in the galaxy

Thanks "Dear Jess"
Well there's ways round the abuse of language.
Jess you're

 

[John j]

Tell em Alf

Hit the beer a bit early.

I'm so excited Alf. I'm so excited.

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What you boiling to go with it

 

[JessThePlasterer]

What you boiling to go with it

Probably his own head by now

 

[algeeman]

morning glory
I'm off to the beach

 

[Stevieo]

morning glory
I'm off to the beach

Got cans?

 

[algeeman]

some milkshake

 

[algeeman]

Got cans?

going for breakfast first mate

 

[Stevieo]

going for breakfast first mate

Why?