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[PhilPlaster]

"I want my money back" ;D

 

[nickelarse]

u must get so much satisfaction out of plastering.

erm, no. im just here so i can afford to get p1ssed

 

[beddy]

we were working at an old ladys once and as i walked in carryin the mixer she went 'thats a big one'... i managed to keep a straight face until i got upstairs and pissed myself laughing

 

[PhilPlaster]

oooooh young man

 

[nickelarse]

we had a irish woman making us tea the other day. she says sugar? and i said yep 1, and then the young labourer walks in the room and she goes and how do u take it?

and about 5 people all said at the same time, thats what she said , wahey. and he went glow in the dark red

 

[beddy]

gotta love moments like that

 

[spunky]

the lady of the house asked my mate lee if he wanted a cup of tea..........he goes yeh and a bacon sandwich

 

[Nisus]

"Ohh plasterings such an art" yeh it is love now give me my money ;D

 

[Casper]

I've so heard every one of them through the years! ;D Best one i ever had was when i was about 23 and i was plastering an old girls kitchen (she was 65 if she was a day) and she kept going on about how proud my parents must be of me and how good looking i was and how good at my job i was. I was working with my back to her and she said if you need me i'll be out the back sunbathing. I tuned around to find her standing in a tiny bikini and about a million pubes sticking out the side of her pants. She later asked me if i had a girlfriend to which i replied no. And that was her que to say to me "OH, YOU WOULDN'T LOOK AT AN OLD THING LIKE ME WOULD YOU?" My face went scarlet and i was dumbstruck. I got myself outta there sharpish. Looking back now, i should have just stuck it in her toothless gob! ;D

 

[flat boy skim]

I've so heard every one of them through the years! ;D Best one i ever had was when i was about 23 and i was plastering an old girls kitchen (she was 65 if she was a day) and she kept going on about how proud my parents must be of me and how good looking i was and how good at my job i was. I was working with my back to her and she said if you need me i'll be out the back sunbathing. I tuned around to find her standing in a tiny bikini and about a million pubes sticking out the side of her pants. She later asked me if i had a girlfriend to which i replied no. And that was her que to say to me "OH, YOU WOULDN'T LOOK AT AN OLD THINK LIKE ME WOULD YOU?" My face went scarlet and i was dumbstruck. I got myself outta there sharpish. Looking back now, i should have just stuck it in her toothless gob! ;D

lol i bet you did you dirty c unt

 

[Casper]

I really wish i did now! Now, I'M the old perv :

 

[Nisus]

You can't beat a good gumjob casper
Errr that's what I was told :

 

[lucius]

Spunky would have