First you need to get a fuckoff great big excavator in to lower your garden by 2m then.............
sorted that for you.1st dig a big hole. Line one side with Gabion’s. Buy some steps.
Just have a look underneath, by the way i bet you are great in the three legged race.
But he was there , no?Errrm.... that doesn't work very well with a 2-D photograph!
But he was there , no?
Magnets