Calm before the storm

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SmoothCriminal

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So the government still haven’t worked out anything for self employed people. So they expect us to go into lockdown or stay at home for the country an while not getting any form of income to cover us.

sorry but my kids come first an if I need to work to put food an pay rent well guess what Westminster wanks! An if it wasn’t for this virus f**k**g the world up.. global warming’s due soon. There’s been nothing in the news about the massive effects of the world slowing down. China’s pollution lifted completely from there skys an rivers running clear in Venice an more s**t around the world. So maybe it’s nature taking control back for us ruining the planet.
 
SmoothCriminal said:
So the government still haven’t worked out anything for self employed people. So they expect us to go into lockdown or stay at home for the country an while not getting any form of income to cover us.

sorry but my kids come first an if I need to work to put food an pay rent well guess what Westminster wanks! An if it wasn’t for this virus f**k**g the world up.. global warming’s due soon. There’s been nothing in the news about the massive effects of the world slowing down. China’s pollution lifted completely from there skys an rivers running clear in Venice an more s**t around the world. So maybe it’s nature taking control back for us ruining the planet.
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Thanks for sharing
 
Think of it as a long holiday I’m lucky to have enough funds to last a long time so actually thinking about knocking it on head this week! Not because of fear for myself if I dropped dead tonight so be it! But it’s spreading it to the generation that made all this life possible we should be protecting! Italy is absolutely horrendous we’re they are now so bit of empathy for fellow man is needed.
 
smoother09 said:
Think of it as a long holiday I’m lucky to have enough funds to last a long time so actually thinking about knocking it on head this week! Not because of fear for myself if I dropped dead tonight so be it! But it’s spreading it to the generation that made all this life possible we should be protecting! Italy is absolutely horrendous we’re they are now so bit of empathy for fellow man is needed.
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Very true that mate
 
zombie said:
Very true that mate
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Well most People don’t have the funds to treat it like a holiday who properly cover a lot of the uk. I do have empathy for the elders of course but once again I’m sure the governments have been warned from virus experts about such events but yet put on the back burner cos it doesn’t aid there aids.
 
SmoothCriminal said:
Well most People don’t have the funds to treat it like a holiday who properly cover a lot of the uk. I do have empathy for the elders of course but once again I’m sure the governments have been warned from virus experts about such events but yet put on the back burner cos it doesn’t aid there aids.
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I've been there mate I feel your pain. I've been destitute in my life I could write a book.
 
SmoothCriminal said:
So the government still haven’t worked out anything for self employed people. So they expect us to go into lockdown or stay at home for the country an while not getting any form of income to cover us.

sorry but my kids come first an if I need to work to put food an pay rent well guess what Westminster wanks! An if it wasn’t for this virus f**k**g the world up.. global warming’s due soon. There’s been nothing in the news about the massive effects of the world slowing down. China’s pollution lifted completely from there skys an rivers running clear in Venice an more s**t around the world. So maybe it’s nature taking control back for us ruining the planet.
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I had a browse here: https://www.gov.uk/apply-universal-credit

As usual gov pages tend to baffle the f**k out of me. Seems you can apply but if you live with someone it has to be a joint claim. I’m waiting to see what happens with Si’s work over next few days... waiting to see if merchants will be closing/when.... waiting for some bloody guidance! Feel lost at sea here
 
Vincey said:
Try and stay cool mate it’s very stressful uptight time
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wait until the war starts when they realise it's not come from
Calm before the storm
 
JessThePlasterer said:
I had a browse here: https://www.gov.uk/apply-universal-credit

As usual gov pages tend to baffle the f**k out of me. Seems you can apply but if you live with someone it has to be a joint claim. I’m waiting to see what happens with Si’s work over next few days... waiting to see if merchants will be closing/when.... waiting for some bloody guidance! Feel lost at sea here
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Don't worry you dear sweet thing.

Nobody expected your ladybrain to be able to cope. Simply ask your husband to explain
 
This is what you need to do if you can get into your jobs

Get materials stacked up somewhere
For your jobs as these pussies are going to have no stock due to their
Logistics side bit of a ball ache
To sort but will keep you earning

I am fooked if I am having a dog lead on

Your welcome
 
Stevieo said:
I got a pigs head off the butcher once.

Invited a couple of people to help me eat it but no f**k*r would touch it after they'd seen the expression on its face in the oven
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I dont blame them mate

you fancy few beers in the kitchen on lockdown
and game of cards mate ??
NO CHEATING (y) (y)
 
Stevieo said:
Now then ... That's a game I can play.

I used to say I was good.

Then I met someone who IS good and had to shut my gob.

Now I've been forced to admit I'm just above average
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I'm sure I've got the game upstairs mate
il search tomorrow steve (y)
 
algeeman said:
il get my chess board out then mate :birra:
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Stevieo said:
Now then ... That's a game I can play.

I used to say I was good.

Then I met someone who IS good and had to shut my gob.

Now I've been forced to admit I'm just above average
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I love chess! Think @imago likes a dabble too. If we end up in lockdown should set up a TPF tournament! Winner gets.... um, honour n s**t
 
Boris is away to come on soon. Who’s betting they won’t even mention self employed again. They will just say there’s still working on a solution.
 
JessThePlasterer said:
I love chess! Think @imago likes a dabble too. If we end up in lockdown should set up a TPF tournament! Winner gets.... um, honour n s**t
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Wait a month or two before the tournament starts and the winner will get to eat the loser. (Not in a spam kebab/skin lolly sort of way.)

Anyway, I'll be too busy laying in wait for looters to get involved.

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Dollar said:
This is what you need to do if you can get into your jobs

Get materials stacked up somewhere
For your jobs as these pussies are going to have no stock due to their
Logistics side bit of a ball ache
To sort but will keep you earning

I am fooked if I am having a dog lead on

Your welcome
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To late m8. Boris is closing all merchants
 
you can only leave your house for 4 reasons


- shopping for basic necessities as infrequently as possible
- one form of exercise per day, such as a run, walk or cycle, alone or with a member of your household
- for any medical need - to provide care or help a vulnerable person
- travelling to and from work but only where this is absolutely necessary and cannot be done from home.

no word on building sites yet, and they haven't specified what work is important
 
themucky1 said:
Really? I needed to get some texture tomorrow from Smethwick
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I've been told just by my mate he's high up there's no deliveries and store closures tomorrow they're just waiting for final confirmation,
What colour texture do you need
 
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