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No popcorn here , but enjoying my nik naks whislt reading this :LOL:
Chancers paradise
 
John j said:
Bought me first gnome today mate .
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The Albanian Mafia left a couple of gnomes next door when they made a sharp exit. I did wonder if they might contain the Colombian version of plaster of Paris but I doubt it. The coppers would have found and snorted it by now if they did.

 
imago said:
The Albanian Mafia left a couple of gnomes next door when they made a sharp exit. I did wonder if they might contain the Colombian version of plaster of Paris but I doubt it. The coppers would have found and snorted it by now if they did.

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I.ll have em
 
Pl plastering said:
Yep had a few of them..I'm off to price a full house refurb tonight..dont know why I'm wasting my time,somebody will do it for £500 and a loaf of bread no doubt.had a woman ring me yestarday wanting me to skim over somebody else's work that she thinks is rough,so I asked how much did he charge..£330 she said i said with all due respect there what we call chancers,was quote abit to what she was describing so i said 2 of us will come and its £225 a day each man she went how much per day and started laughing saying why do u charge so much,i said because you wont need to do it twice luv.anyway i said what have you paid him she said £260 and a hoover i had that he wanted..this is what us proper lads are competing with:muyenojado:
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Here y'are.

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Nath80 said:
To make £170 become £100 but not mention any deductions off £225 every day of the week like you said you'd take. £225 :risas: very big time that
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£225 day rate you nut job. Day rate means that's ur earnings :risas: you can tell u dont run s**t..£170 less materials,tax etc would be £100 ish.i cant believe you thought day rate included materials ..that dosnt make sense at all :risas::risas::risas::risas: have you not worked for builders etc and on day rate you lefty t**t..with a reply uve just made I know what kind of plasterer/chancer you are..day rate less materials :risas: :risas:
 
Pl plastering said:
£225 day rate you nut job. Day rate means that's ur earnings :risas: you can tell u dont run s**t..£170 less materials,tax etc would be £100 ish.i cant believe you thought day rate included materials ..that dosnt make sense at all :risas::risas::risas::risas: have you not worked for builders etc and on day rate you lefty t**t..with a reply uve just made I know what kind of plasterer/chancer you are..day rate less materials :risas: :risas:
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Wow I've really hit a nerve. Yes if I work for a builder I tell him my day rate. I don't then at the end of the job tell him that's what he owes me after tax is taken off, you keep digging Mr big time.
Go on then make £170 become £100 with materials being a bag and half of plaster and a quarter of a roll of scrim, can't wait for this
 
Nath80 said:
Yes if I work for a builder I tell him my day rate. I don't then at the end of the job tell him that's what he owes me after tax is taken off, you keep digging Mr big time.
Go on then make £170 become £100 with materials being a bag and half of plaster and a quarter of a roll of scrim, can't wait for this
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Digging? What with you bottom feeder :risas: u just said I said £225 with no mention of materials when I said £225 day rate,dent make sense..£170 minus 20% tax is £136 less 2 bags of skimming £16..less pva,scrim etc..I didnt know scrim and pva came for nothing..have you got a number where I can get some..:risas:
 
Pl plastering said:
Digging? What with you bottom feeder :risas: u just said I said £225 with no mention of materials when I said £225 day rate,dent make sense..£170 minus 20% tax is £136 less 2 bags of skimming £16..less pva,scrim etc..I didnt know scrim and pva came for nothing..have you got a number where I can get some..:risas:
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So I'm now paying tax on all these vast expenses I encounter skimming a boarded ceiling?
 
Nath80 said:
So I'm now paying tax on all these vast expenses I encounter skimming a boarded ceiling?
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We are going round in circles here,we had this convo when the topic thread was relevant.your a bottom feeder and always will be..and pay ur taxes! It's for the needy..the less expense means more profit which means more tax you idiot..wow just wow :risas:
 
Pl plastering said:
We are going round in circles here,we had this convo when the topic thread was relevant.your a bottom feeder and always will be..and pay ur taxes! It's for the needy..the less expense means more profit which means more tax you idiot..wow just wow :risas:
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As expected you cant make £170 = £100, and have no idea how accounts work. You're claiming my expenses are a decent chunk for this easy boarded ceiling but then work out I pay tax on the full £170? Hope you're plastering is better than your maths big time
 
Ashleymcduff said:
Just ignore him Nath my old buddy, he’s clearly deranged. We all know he’s a liar and moron, I’ve had loads of Dms on here of people laughing about his billy big b*ll***s persona.
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He's good for a laugh though. Calls others chancers then quotes for a job he hasn't even seen, purely off what a woman on the phone says, for an amount not much more than he's called others bottom feeders for haha got to love it
 
Nath80 said:
As expected you cant make £170 = £100, and have no idea how accounts work. You're claiming my expenses are a decent chunk for this easy boarded ceiling but then work out I pay tax on the full £170? Hope you're plastering is better than your maths big time
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weve been through all this..you just carry on what your doing and il carry on what I'm doing.im being the bigger man and not carrying this on
 
MCcunt I'm bot even entertaining you..the dregs of society..the sub human who dsnt deserve oxygen so I'm not even giving you a second,well apart from this one mind :coffe:
 
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Nath80 said:
He's good for a laugh though. Calls others chancers then quotes for a job he hasn't even seen, purely off what a woman on the phone says, for an amount not much more than he's called others bottom feeders for haha got to love it
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Like the way he says he’s the bigger man when’s he’s resorted to name calling all the way through Lol, starts threads about how much work he’s got and what he charges, geezers a megalomaniac
 
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