Cheeky b*****d

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Customer text me this today.
the ceiling was 4x2.5 over artex too

 

[Ftp321]

Customer text me this today.
the ceiling was 4x2.5 over artex too

That's the best I've seen

 

[smoother09]

I’d just do it I’m nice like that

 

[Ftp321]

There's a good £15 profit in it after materials

 

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There's a good £15 profit in it after materials

Told him I’ll be back at 7 to do it tomorrow. Will I f**k

 

[essexandy]

That's proper funny that.

 

[Cockney]

What planet are some people on!
Text him and say you do it for free as long as his old lady chucks a blowie in.

 

[Ftp321]

Told him I’ll be back at 7 to do it tomorrow. Will I f**k

You should have told him to scrape it and PVA an you will do it for £20

 

[beader]

I would of done a poo in the their mug and left it ..........Just saying.

 

[lurpak]

How much are you charging for the walls?

 

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You should have told him to scrape it and PVA an you will do it for £20

Should have told him to scrape it then just not skimmed it

 

[Cockney]

How much are you charging for the walls?

 

[lurpak]

you know what I’m thinking lol

 

[Ftp321]

How much are you charging for the walls?

Something's made him think 30 a fair price

 

[lurpak]

Something's made him think 30 a fair price

 

[Ftp321]

Expensive blend of coffee

 

[essexandy]

Something's made him think 30 a fair price

£240 for the walls maybe?

 

[Stewie03]

Don't worry pal I'm sure there's a polish spread willing to do the ceiling for 30 Bob and and a packet of monster munch

 

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How much are you charging for the walls?

He doesn’t know, it’s for my dads kitchen bathroom firm. It’s a total fit price

 

[lurpak]

He doesn’t know, it’s for my dads kitchen bathroom firm. It’s a total fit price

makes sense.. £30 is insulting as f**k tho. Should of asked if his pen ran out of ink as missing a 0

 

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makes sense.. £30 is insulting as f**k tho. Should of asked if his pen ran out of ink as missing a 0

I’d Rather let him get up at 7 for no reason tomorrow

 

[lurpak]

I’d Rather let him get up at 7 for no reason tomorrow

wont daddy tell you off for messing with the customer lol

 

[Cockney]

wont daddy tell you off for messing with the customer lol

 

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wont daddy tell you off for messing with the customer lol

Haha nah he told me I should have chinned the c**t

 

[The_one_coat_wizard]

Just add this stuff to the the many reasons I swerve 99 percent of all domestics.

Most customers don't have a clue and will expect a ceiling skimming for 40 quid.

I honestly love hearing customers on here moaning about the standard of plastering they've had done in a room for £80. They deserve everything they get in my book.