Cleaning bottom

[irish_spread]

I'm like clockwork every morning at 6am, don't wake up till half passed though :-(

May any have read this wrong but half past six or half passed through :-0

 

[SpankySouthport]

I sit on the bog and read through the forum. Times have changed. My dad would have sat there with a newspaper or book for an hour when I was young but now technology is key. On a side note how often do you crap. Doc says I'm basically a lazy shitter. I go to he toilet on average once every 4 to 5 days. Only time it changes is if I eat a curry

Slackass x