Come on Post up your jobs at home during lockdown

[ChrispyUK]

I feel fu cked

I like hoegarden. Not everyones cup of tea...quite 'flowery' tasting but it does good things to your brain.

 

[Rossi46]

I like hoegarden. Not everyones cup of tea...quite 'flowery' tasting but it does good things to your brain.

Erdinger is similar but not as perfumed. Weihestephan is where it’s at! On tap that s**t is like rohypnol!

 

[ChrispyUK]

Erdinger is similar but not as perfumed. Weihestephan is where it’s at! On tap that s**t is like rohypnol!

Never tried it mate. Can you get it in the UK?

 

[Rossi46]

Never tried it mate. Can you get it in the UK?

Yeah definitely. Quite rare on tap but Sainsbury’s sell It

Sainsbury's online Grocery Shopping and Fresh Food Delivery

www.sainsburys.co.uk

 

[paulf]

Never tried it mate. Can you get it in the UK?

Yes, order now for December.

Online Food Shopping | Grocery Delivery | ASDA Groceries

Shop online at ASDA Groceries. The same great prices as in store, delivered to your door or click and collect from store.

groceries.asda.com

 

[superspread]

Never tried it mate. Can you get it in the UK?

Yea ,?sainsburys do it

 

[superspread]

I only really like the weiss biers

 

[hstoke]

Drilled door out for another hinge ,friggin door weighs a ton ,top hinge gave up this morning

 

[Ftp321]

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im at a sstandstill with load of muck to take away and a big hole in the ground at mine until things open up again

That ain't a hole this is f**k**g hole, it was two and a half m when I went to bed 5 and a half m when I woke up

 

[ChrispyUK]

That ain't a hole this is f**k**g hole, it was two and a half m when I went to bed 5 and a half m when I woke up
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Was that the job @bof was helping you with?

 

[Ftp321]

Was that the job @bof was helping you with?

He kindly offered top bloke,
But I didn't what to put on him with the virus and all wish I would have though that hole has cost me £2500 so far absolute disaster.

 

[ChrispyUK]

He kindly offered top bloke,
But I didn't what to put on him with the virus and all wish I would have though that hole has cost me £2500 so far absolute disaster.

He's a lovely guy. Sorry to see the s**t pit you're in mate, looks like a F*****g nightmare. Have you got any contact with manufacturers/suppliers yet?

 

[Djr]

Erdinger is similar but not as perfumed. Weihestephan is where it’s at! On tap that s**t is like rohypnol!

That erdinger blows your napper off . We call that gear headringer. Ha ha nice pint that stuff

 

[tapit]

Just finished tiling the cuts I left for about a year as knew it would tax my brain but all done mrs is chuffed to be getting jobs finished around house
What you lot got done ?
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That last line of cuts looks a bit s**t to be honest mate.

 

[tapit]

Doing some brickwork in the garden at the moment 9 inch grinder has blown up
T
Swmbo has ordered paint , tiles and goodness what else to get the house finished while I’m off as I never get the time to get my own place done.
I’m glad really as I’ve never been the one to sit around

Who is Swmbo mate?

 

[tapit]

Painting one of the kids rooms really and the fcukin suns been out all day



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Are those walls cream fudge?

 

[ChrispyUK]

Who is Swmbo mate?

She who must be obeyed!

You've got some real holes in your knowledge.

 

[Ftp321]

He's a lovely guy. Sorry to see the s**t pit you're in mate, looks like a F*****g nightmare. Have you got any contact with manufacturers/suppliers yet?

Travis are sending a new one out should get it next week, it gets worse mate I was digging a soak a way todayI went straight through the water main,
I did click and collect at Toolstation for a straight coupler got there and it was closed
Did the same at Screwfix not available,
It was 5 and everywhere was closed ended up finding a stop tap in the shed to use temporary, got to stick to rendering mate

 

[tapit]

Painted the shed. Fresh Rosemary it’s called. Where do they get these names from View attachment 46731

Make a craking pigeon loft that mate.

 

[tapit]

Snapped two PZ3 bits trying to get screws undone.

Try a ph3 mate.

 

[Ftp321]

Try a ph3 mate.

 

[tapit]

She who must be obeyed!

You've got some real holes in your knowledge.

Never heard that expression before, not surprised though because mine obeys me.

 

[ChrispyUK]

Travis are sending a new one out should get it next week, it gets worse mate I was digging a soak a way todayI went straight through the water main,
I did click and collect at Toolstation for a straight coupler got there and it was closed
Did the same at Screwfix not available,
It was 5 and everywhere was closed ended up finding a stop tap in the shed to use temporary, got to stick to rendering mate

Headroom mate. At least you can laugh about it now.

 

[Smudger1]

Hit my bathroom ceiling with B&Q board finish dried bit quick so sweating like a rapist keeping on top of it with the curves

 

[ChrispyUK]

That ain't a hole this is f**k**g hole, it was two and a half m when I went to bed 5 and a half m when I woke up
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May have influenced me to write my best selling sci-fi thriller using a few characters off TPF mate.

Its called Alderman and the Pit.

 

[tapit]

Hit my bathroom ceiling with B&Q board finish dried bit quick so sweating like a rapist keeping on top of it with the curves
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Your probably even more curvaceous now.

 

[tapit]

I put down some imitation Karndene flooring today but no photos cause it just looks great so I will let you imagine it.

 

[ChrispyUK]

I put down some imitation Karndene flooring today but no photos cause it just looks great so I will let you imagine it.

@Stevieo you may want to correct the manufacturers spelling

 

[Smudger1]

Hit my bathroom ceiling with B&Q board finish dried bit quick so sweating like a rapist keeping on top of it with the curves
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A bit of 50mm insulated wall boarding today

 

[hollybank]

A bit of 50mm insulated wall boarding today

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There is no stopping you is there
You will be fit and ready when it all kicks in
Think I’m going to be a multi turder when I go back as my mrs has got me on everything around the house.
Ffs

 

[Smudger1]

There is no stopping you is there
You will be fit and ready when it all kicks in
Think I’m going to be a multi turder when I go back as my mrs has got me on everything around the house.
Ffs

Fit for fekall atm, I reckon I've got about 1500 miles left in my knees! The sooner they burn out the sooner I can retire n get an easy job as a lollipop man, or B&Q zombie !

 

[hollybank]

Just sneaking one in before she sees me
f**k it

 

[hollybank]

Fit for fekall atm, I reckon I've got about 1500 miles left in my knees! The sooner they burn out the sooner I can retire n get an easy job as a lollipop man, or B&Q zombie !

There calling for help at the funeral director’s round our way

 

[MakeItSmooth]

A bit of 50mm insulated wall boarding today

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Not aimed at you, but at the manufacturer of your phone - it irritates me that every f**king company these days seems to think that, whether they make hardware or software (e.g. TapaTalk), if it's used as part of a smartphone they somehow have the right to cock their leg and stamp their name on your messages or photos. It's a f**king cheek!

It's like those arsehole car dealers who think they have the right to slap their company sticker on your back window when you buy a new car off them, or print their company name on your registration plates.

If a spread carved his/her name on the skim, every time a job was completed, he/she wouldn't get paid!

 

[Smudger1]

Not aimed at you, but at the manufacturer of your phone - it irritates me that every f**king company these days seems to think that, whether they make hardware or software (e.g. TapaTalk), if it's used as part of a smartphone they somehow have the right to cock their leg and stamp their name on your messages or photos. It's a f**king cheek!

Agreed