Confessions of a plasterer

[lurpak]

It’s Friday, at fooking last. Not a drop all week as promised. Got 4 cans of the black stuff and a nandoes, as I’m already feeling particularly feral so let’s get into the confession booth.

Ever chucked the rest of the bonding on wall to make it look like you’ve done loads of patching, because you couldn’t be arsed to scoop it into a bag? Me either.

Go

 

[Dropsalot]

Some people have done a one coat job, and taken the “saved” plaster to another job! Could you imagine that!!
Some people eh?

 

[Burt Reynolds]

Is it ok that I want to watch Andy G defend himself against a pack of wild dogs with his one trowel one love attitude

 

[Dropsalot]

Is it ok that I want to watch Andy G defend himself against a pack of wild dogs with his one trowel one love attitude

It’s fine Burt.......you’re only saying what a lot think....

 

[paulf]

No, but scooping left over plaster into a bag is dull as f**k.

 

[BobbyJack]

Can't think of anything I've done like that. Sure someone will come along admitting to going through the knocked drawer at some point. On a high note I'm having a quiet one in the house tonight as our peg is on nights then I'm spending the entire day tomorrow on the beer. Will be a binge and half

 

[paulf]

Is it ok that I want to watch Andy G defend himself against a pack of wild dogs with his one trowel one love attitude

Andy g danger plasterer, this week Andy skims a ceiling in Mexico's toughest jail.

 

[lurpak]

No, but scooping left over plaster into a bag is dull as f**k.

Exactly so chuck it on wall (bonding) as ur skimming c**t anyway x

 

[Vincey]

I got this habit of stealing coffee cups from customers, tbh I prewarn them to but have two cupboards full of mugs

They never ask for them back lol

 

[lurpak]

I got this habit of stealing coffee cups from customers, tbh I prewarn them to but have two cupboards full of mugs

I’m not notorious for half inching dustpan brushes

 

[lurpak]

@algeeman where u at brother

 

[paulf]

Exactly so chuck it on wall (bonding) as ur skimming c**t anyway x

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[paulf]

I got this habit of stealing coffee cups from customers, tbh I prewarn them to but have two cupboards full of mugs

They never ask for them back lol

More cups than a bra factory.

 

[lurpak]

More cups than a bra factory.

more cups than a chinese phone book!

Oh, no, that's chins

 

[algeeman]

@algeeman where u at brother

Sat at the kitchen table with a bottle of wine trying to keep my eyes open lol

 

[paulf]

more cups than a chinese phone book!

Oh, no, that's chins

 

[lurpak]

Sat at the kitchen table with a bottle of wine trying to keep my eyes open lol

you poor thing. know the feeling . on 4th guiness and feelin sleepy. over done it later;t

 

[paulf]

Sat at the kitchen table with a bottle of wine trying to keep my eyes open lol

Fight it.

 

[ChrispyUK]

Sat at the kitchen table with a bottle of wine trying to keep my eyes open lol

Evening Algee

 

[algeeman]

Evening Algee

Evening chrispy

 

[algeeman]

Fight it.

I'm lurking

 

[hstoke]

I'm lurking

Remember watching tv with Mrs I nods off n whoosh wake up try turn tv over with my phone just as the programme finishes

 

[paulf]

I'm lurking

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[lurpak]

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is that @Andy g 's nan

 

[algeeman]

Is it ok that I want to watch Andy G defend himself against a pack of wild dogs with his one trowel one love attitude

Andy g would win.......the smell of his arse from under his fingernails would fend them wild dogs off.

 

[Smudger1]

Is he a Geordie?

 

[ChrispyUK]

is that @Andy g 's nan

She's still got it!

 

[Stevieo]

is that @Andy g 's nan

Mmmmmmm.... @Andy g s nan.....mmmmmm

 

[paulf]

She's still got it!

Nobody wants it, except oral Andy.

 

[Stevieo]

Nobody wants it, except oral Andy.

I do. I'll have some. I just don't want to pay, that's all.

 

[paulf]

I do. I'll have some. I just don't want to pay, that's all.

The fanny batters free mate.

 

[irish_spread]

Nobody wants it, except Andy.

Nobody wants it, except oral EssexAndy.

Hmmm

 

[Cockney]

Is it ok that I want to watch Andy G defend himself against a pack of wild dogs with his one trowel one love attitude

Andy g is a pussy!!

 

[Cockney]

I’m not notorious for half inching dustpan brushes

Good whisk cleaners you thief!!!

 

[Cockney]

more cups than a chinese phone book!

Oh, no, that's chins