Could cry
- Thread starter Andy g
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feel like getting f**k hammered
Eat what and y
Tried happy pills made me worst had to come of them, it just the job,it can bring me down to China town
Is that a chimp
Stevieo
Royal Spin Doctor
Eat proper food and plenty of it.... why? Because it's the foundation of building yourself up. Can't do fcuk all without it.
paulf
Well-Known Member
paulf
Well-Known Member
Fresh fruit and vegetables lean meats that sort of thing. Cut out sugary foods/drink and never ever drink alcohol again for the rest of your life.
Rossi46
Private Member
You need a change of career then Andy. Life’s too short
Stevieo
Royal Spin Doctor
I'll keep it really simple for you because I know you'll like that. If God made it, it's good. If people made it, it's bad.
So let's practice...
Fish.. Good.
Fish n chips to put in the oven. Bad.
Apples. Good.
Apple strudel. Bad.
Beef. Good.
Beefburgers. Bad.
See the trick here. Some of it comes in boxes. Bad.
And some comes as it is. Good.
Your turn. Weightwatchers super healthy low fat diet lasagne - good or bad?
f**k nose good
Stevieo
Royal Spin Doctor
No. It comes in a box. Bad.
It has a label. Bad.
It says healthy on it - that means that it's not.
Let's try again. Orange juice. Good or bad?
Orange come from fruit good
U y say no alcohol
Burt Reynolds
Well-Known Member
Andy G knock one off on the job you'll feel so cheeky
paulf
Well-Known Member
f**k me no need to go to doctor can get it on here , but y doctor Paulf y me
Stevieo
Royal Spin Doctor
Yes f**k**g good
paulf
Well-Known Member
You probably have a chemical imbalance in your brain.
Stevieo
Royal Spin Doctor
This is taking a very long time to sink in, isn't it? Label. Bad.
What about bacon? Good or bad?
f**k**g bad
Yes it f**k**g plastering that making me getting plasterd
paulf
Well-Known Member
Stevieo
Royal Spin Doctor
Every job has its downside, Andy g .... you're suffering from greener grass syndrome.
If you got a job in customer care, you'd soon be honking about listening to knob head customers for not enough money, you could spend a few hundred quid on an HGV to be warm and comfortable every day but you'd soon be crying about having to listen to s**t head controllers who lie about what they told you or having to work weekends to make ends meet, or the pricks at the DVSA checkpoints trying to catch you out....
I was watching this the other day...he's been given a ten hr rest break, then a short job another rest. Then a full day, so of course he'd been up 20 odd hrs and was f**k*d but what the controller said when he rang it in was a fcuking disgrace..... you'd have hit the roof.
Or or or....
Look inside, my friend/ Look inwards.
c**t
SmoothCriminal
Well-Known Member
That’s a great but simple why to think about what to eat an what not to eat. Going down diet routes can be a pain in the arse! I’m bad for getting home an hardly eating at work with being busy then just raid the cupboards with quick bites! Biscuits are my down fall. Cuppa tea trigggers it but how can you not have a cuppa after work lol
Stevieo
Royal Spin Doctor
It's ultimately the truth that you really can't go wrong with fresh food unless you're trying really hard to do something like get bigger or get ripped.
It's also an ultimate truth that when people put food in boxes, they have to do something to get it in there or sell it. Low fat probably means high salt. Not artificial preservatives doesn't say anything about colourings... everything...absolutely everything that comes in a box has been f**k*d about with in some way or other.
I keep meals in the freezer for when I can't be arsed to cook.
My problem is Guinness. I can't get it out of my head that God makes Guinness.