Cruise.

[MIXERMAN]

Got back from our first cruise last week. All-inclusive. croatia.italy. 7nights . We loved it . Wife is looking for next year. Anyone been. This was marella.tui.

 

[TonyM]

Been to Split and Hvar for music festivals before. Croatia is beautiful. Was cheap as f**k when I went in 2013 & 2014.
Couldn’t think of anything worse than being on a boat for a week or two though.

 

[MIXERMAN]

Took my wife up the canel in venis. Woops . Dubrovnik city is incredible. Lots of fanny to look at. And old ruin's. the ship had 9 bars and 10 places to eat .

 

[John j]

Took my wife up the canel in venis. Woops .

@BigBruvOfEnglandUK boner mate.


I.d rather do a cruise then fly.
Hate flying . Wife say yeah but boat can sink. I said I know but I can swim I can't f**k**g fly

 

[essexandy]

Took my wife up the canel in venis. Woops . Dubrovnik city is incredible. Lots of fanny to look at. And old ruin's. the ship had 9 bars and 10 places to eat .

I honestly thought Dubrovnik was a shithole

 

[John j]

I honestly thought Dubrovnik was a shithole

Canel in venis is I think

 

[essexandy]

Canel in venis is I think

Anyone? Just a little clue? No?

 

[John j]

Anyone? Just a little clue? No?

Read it back

 

[essexandy]

Read it back

Nope, no idea.

 

[John j]

Nope, no idea.

It's not funny if I have to explain it

 

[John j]

@essexandy you see where I was trying to go . I.ll get my coat

 

[carys]

@BigBruvOfEnglandUK boner mate.


I.d rather do a cruise then fly.
Hate flying . Wife say yeah but boat can sink. I said I know but I can swim I can't f**k**g fly

True but you would be a nice bait for the sharks! Horrible way to go!

 

[essexandy]

True but you would be a nice bait for the sharks! Horrible way to go!

John would just start talking to the sharks and confuse the f**k out of them. They'd forget why they were there and he'd be safe.

 

[carys]

John would just start talking to the sharks and confuse the f**k out of them. They'd forget why they were there and he'd be safe.

I think your getting confused by dolphins!

 

[John j]

True but you would be a nice bait for the sharks! Horrible way to go!

Only 3 sharks that will attack humans . And like some one once said. If your swimming in sea with 2000 people are you that unlucky the shark will come for you

 

[BryanJ]

Only 3 sharks that will attack humans . And like some one once said. If your swimming in sea with 2000 people are you that unlucky the shark will come for you

There is only one trolley in Tesco with a doggy wheel, but I find it every time I go there.

 

[John j]

There is only one trolley in Tesco with a doggy wheel, but I find it every time I go there.

See. I.m safe from shark

 

[carys]

Only 3 sharks that will attack humans . And like some one once said. If your swimming in sea with 2000 people are you that unlucky the shark will come for you

Sharks love plastrers so your fuked!

 

[Monkey Boy]

I'm beginning to think deciding to call my dog "Shark" was a big mistake. I've been banned from all my local beaches!

 

[John j]

Sharks love plastrers so your fuked!

No one likes a ginger though

 

[Casper]

No one likes a ginger though

I think it’s the pubes.

 

[John j]

I think it’s the pubes.

Why your lass always spits after.
I save on bog roll though

 

[Casper]

Why your lass always spits after.
I save on bog roll though

Oh should shave em off. Make your wee tadger look bigger.

 

[John j]

Oh should shave em off. Make your wee tadger look bigger.

That a tip

 

[Casper]

That a tip

Only tip you’ll see

 

[MIXERMAN]

Ñice chat about cruising. benders.xx

 

[Casper]

Ñice chat about cruising. benders.xx

Plenty of benders on here m8.

 

[Monkey Boy]

Plenty of benders on here m8.