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Davy sned said:
When you type in hand board this is what comes up away and hae a hand job it's a HAWK[/QUOTE
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Marshy said:
Bet you call a trowel a "float" too lol

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oh i do actually marshy, sincerely hope you are well and in good health,..........................but if there is anything going to cause arguements/bad feelings/threats etc etc it is the handboard/hawk arguement, hopefully all our southern freinds will come round one day , all the best hector
 
hector said:
oh cockney my freind you need help, as with all our southern freinds, intensive counselling/samaritans/care in the community etc etc they are all out there for you,.........but it is called a handboard, all the best hope you get well,
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Type plasterers handboard in google and c what comes up!! Even fookin predictive text doesn't recognise it! Hahahahaha!!!! Job done laters!
 
hector said:
oh i do actually marshy, sincerely hope you are well and in good health,..........................but if there is anything going to cause arguements/bad feelings/threats etc etc it is the handboard/hawk arguement, hopefully all our southern freinds will come round one day , all the best hector
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:fuckyou::lol:
 
Well what's the verdict :baaa:
 

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Tinytom said:
Been in a living room today for an old dear and she's literally sat on the sofa watching me all day not moved s muscle. Chain smoking about 60 fags a day choking me out and asking me question after question. What a day
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Again these signals from a customer was not understood,
She wanted pumped
 
Donzo said:
Again these signals from a customer was not understood,
She wanted pumped
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Yeah tell her to take her teeth out while she chomps on your floppy to get you aroused before attempting to prise open her cheese toastie (y)
 
hector said:
oh i do actually marshy, sincerely hope you are well and in good health,..........................but if there is anything going to cause arguements/bad feelings/threats etc etc it is the handboard/hawk arguement, hopefully all our southern freinds will come round one day , all the best hector
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You too my friend and hope you are fair to middling yourself sir
 
Tinytom said:
I don't mind the odd cig myself but when your inhaling the second hand fumes of a good 30 fags in a day it's rank. She was a good 60 year old couldn't hardly walk, deaf as a door and just banged on all day about her family to me, where they used to go in their caravan. In between that telling me how her and her now deceased husband used to do all their own work because they couldn't afford tradesman, nice woman but enough is enough in a 30 degree room sweating all you wanna do is get done and get off
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Did you have a look in her knicker drawer and have a sniff..........:rico:
 
Only really had one !
Doing a new patio for a woman
She had a baby gate at here door for the dog
Stood there all fookin day ...
She would shut the door when there was dust from the cutting then she was back as quick lol

She wanted some more work done
I was too busy so said best to get someone else

They fooked off with all the money without finishing .
 
zombie said:
If someone didn't show me the respect to not smoke in the same room as them I would have packed up and gone home.

Don't care that it's there house it's just basic manners;
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I'm a very mild mannered chap, I'm one of those "wouldn't hurt a fly" big lump types, yet I lost my temper the other day (never ever happens) ..
Waiting in car with my boys outside Sainsbury's whilst wife is shopping, car opposite fella doing same, he's smoking a long fag chatting s**t on his phone. His car is full of smoke whilst a little boy about 2 years old sat in passenger seat. Out of nowhere I stormed over "ARE YOU TRYING TO POISON THAT BOY?" Think I might of been a bit loud as he put the fag out on his leg [emoji15][emoji31]
 
Olican said:
I'm a very mild mannered chap, I'm one of those "wouldn't hurt a fly" big lump types, yet I lost my temper the other day (never ever happens) ..
Waiting in car with my boys outside Sainsbury's whilst wife is shopping, car opposite fella doing same, he's smoking a long fag chatting s**t on his phone. His car is full of smoke whilst a little boy about 2 years old sat in passenger seat. Out of nowhere I stormed over "ARE YOU TRYING TO POISON THAT BOY?" Think I might of been a bit loud as he put the fag out on his leg [emoji15][emoji31]
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Good on yer mate...

Its it a sad state of affairs when you have to tell someone not to do there own kids harm!!!

They don't deserve bloody kids absolute scum!
 
Olican said:
I'm a very mild mannered chap, I'm one of those "wouldn't hurt a fly" big lump types, yet I lost my temper the other day (never ever happens) ..
Waiting in car with my boys outside Sainsbury's whilst wife is shopping, car opposite fella doing same, he's smoking a long fag chatting s**t on his phone. His car is full of smoke whilst a little boy about 2 years old sat in passenger seat. Out of nowhere I stormed over "ARE YOU TRYING TO POISON THAT BOY?" Think I might of been a bit loud as he put the fag out on his leg [emoji15][emoji31]
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I hate people throwing litter out their car windows... I often throw it back if I can or a big thump on the window as I go past helps :D
 
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